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CR-XRS
10-15-2003, 06:00 PM
There were a flock of eagles flying around mililani this morning.
I know they had to be eagles because no other birds in the world could coat my truck in sh!t the way they did. :chuckles: One splat coverd half my hood and was running down the fender, and the other almost covered the whole roof and part of my windshield. Normally I would be pissed, but the splats were so big all I could do was laugh, and I looked around the sky like I was gonna actually see something.:rofl: :rofl:
skamikaze
10-15-2003, 06:03 PM
:worthless
QWKsilvr808
10-15-2003, 06:28 PM
If something splats my car with poop half the size of my hood and my entire roof, I'll run like hell for cover not look up to see it. :) Lord knows I wouldn't want anything laying a crapper on me that covered my whole head hahahahaha

But do eagles fly down this way? I saw some in Alaska and I know they migrate, but I don't know where. Maybe one of 'em just said f*ck it, let's just go to Hawaii and crap on Chris' car. :D
hKGuRLx0882x
10-15-2003, 06:36 PM
i bet you tried to run them over that's why they wanted to show you their appreciation : )
CR-XRS
10-15-2003, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by hKGuRLx0882x
i bet you tried to run them over that's why they wanted to show you their appreciation : )

I had a dove pinned by my wiper blade in my old honda once. It was pretty funny, cause I flinched big time when it hit the windshield. My wife laughed at me for about 15 mins.:furious:
QWKsilvr808
10-15-2003, 07:41 PM
My mom used to always find birds plastered to the front grille of her Mustang back when I was a kid. :)
hKGuRLx0882x
10-15-2003, 10:38 PM
my sister told me a funny story a while back. she lives in cali. one day her bf purposely tried to run over this bird but didn't hit the bird..and they went to the mall after..when they got back to the car it was covered from front bumper to rear in bird poop..she said covered as in...no paint visible anymore =P don't piss off birds..they're pretty good at aiming. haha
Taesup
10-15-2003, 10:59 PM
I have a tendency to run over spiders the size of dinner plates. Especially green ones. All over tantalus. i hate delivering to tantalus.
dsquared
10-16-2003, 03:52 AM
wow that's a sight to see man...but a hell of a mess to clean...hahaha
QWKsilvr808
10-16-2003, 04:55 AM
Originally posted by Taesup
I have a tendency to run over spiders the size of dinner plates. Especially green ones. All over tantalus. i hate delivering to tantalus.

Damn dude, that's pretty gross hahaha.