do the ditty in the celica. sex stuff

[xtccrush]

Well I friggin take this chick home from the bar. And Im driving to my house and she is like, lets do it in your celica. And Im thinking, hell, "how" its friggin so small. So well im up for the challenge. After the longest drive in the world to my house "pre sex stuff" we finally arrive. Im in my drive way, neighbors watching and stuff. Well I get her off, screaming and yelling. And Im like wheres mine. And she is like, you need to take me home. Then she says can I have your number. I said, hell no. She's like why. I said where the hell is mine. And she said, well this is just sex.
Now am I the only one not understanding this. Or is this just a woman thing. Get yours and its done. Isn't that a friggin guy thing. She used me that *****. This is the second time I have been used. Hhahha. I dont mind, but I was looking forward to this one.
Thats it for me. Im going to get mine every time and let them suffer from now on. Grrr.
Now im left with this. :jerkoff:
that *****.

[TRD StreetRacing]

i attempted to do something once (in the celi) and will never again attemp to do so. talk about "cramping" your style :D

[speedeeGTS]

you got used!!! haahaahaaaaa :chuckles:

[bagodoosh]

in such cases have a camera with you. while she's horny take pix of her naked. then if she doesnt get you off, tell her you'll post the pix on the internet or to her parents. :eslap:

hmm.. i think that icon fit the context pretty well.

[Tien's 00celica]

Having sex in the Celica would be much easier than my last car.
My ex loved to do it in my Laser ('90) and the front pasenger of that is alot smaller than the Celica.
And it was like doing magic for me, she was only like 5'3-4 but I'm 6'2".
But I will never know, the woman and I never had a chance to try it and now that its almost sold we won't have a chance to try:(

[Manny_TXtreme]

youngins..


first off, about procreating in the celica - it's all about the angles. take it as you wish but if you know your math then it doesn't matter how tall you are... "acute n obtuse" go hand in hand with the situation. For some of you gifted folks, "isosceles and scalene" might even be the theme of the day.

now as for the sorry case who orig. posted this thread and got robbed for the 2nd straight time - well one would think you would know after the 1st time that YOU dont go FIRST. Nuff said. Idle hands are the devil's playground. If you're doing all the work, the puta is scheming on how she's gonna get a ride back to that bar and do it again. You can work your hands and work whatever, but it all boils down to her setting it off FIRST. As she's doing it, your whispering "Git you some"...yea thas right... "Git you some". Its a universal code for YOU scratch my back (first) n I may scratch yours if you scratch that well.


BTW - This terribly OT but we'll see how long we can keep it up before someone shoots off that I'm not doing my job.

[EasyC]

ive done it in the celica......its hard if the guy is on top....hopefully i can convince my new "fling" to be on top......ill post the results

[Tien's 00celica]

Originally posted by EasyC
ive done it in the celica......its hard if the guy is on top....hopefully i can convince my new "fling" to be on top......ill post the results

Of all the times we did it in the Laser I was never on the bottom, I should have tried that.
We even tried putting the back seats down and doing it in the rear of the car, didn't work to well:rofl:

[silverCELICAgt-s]

Originally posted by Manny_TXtreme
Idle hands are the devil's playground.

u mustve seen idle hand.......such a funny movie!

as i have takin note of... the seat do recline back to an almost lying down position............ i mean me and some girls have joked around about it but one day in the future will be the day :naughty:


-greg

[evil eye]

I have had sex once in the backseat, it is mathematically possible as manny said. I dont recommend it in the winter with leather seats and diamond plate floormats, ouch. Tints help a lot too. ;)

By the way its more suitable for head, that works great. :)

[TRD StreetRacing]

i wonder what the NE ladies think about this topic :D

[xtccrush]

Originally posted by evil eye

By the way its more suitable for head, that works great. :)

Last night I was wishing I had an automatic. It's not easy trying to drive home and shift while she's doing that to me.

I should of made her walk home. hahaha.

[speedeeGTS]

Originally posted by xtccrush
Last night I was wishing I had an automatic. It's not easy trying to drive home and shift while she's doing that to me.

awwww come on bro!!!!! you just have to get it on a road where no one else is usually on and you can keep a constant speed for a long time. ;)

i cant wait to see what the NE ladies think of this :naughty:

[silverCELICAgt-s]

see autos r good for somethin

[IllicaCelica]

Man sex in a celi is easy as hell...recline the seat and put it all the way back, you can nail both positions...i like bein in my drivers seat wit a girl on top of me...have her put her feet by the seat belt and by the reclining handle, hell I can even work it from the bottom like that...god damn i must have more cum stains on my leather seats than clinton had in his west wing...

[IllicaCelica]

Or if u wanna take the top, have her ly down with her feet up on your dashboard in the passenger seat...you get on your knees right by the sliding rails and work it like that...its not rocket science guys....

[evil eye]

Originally posted by xtccrush
Last night I was wishing I had an automatic. It's not easy trying to drive home and shift while she's doing that to me.

I should of made her walk home. hahaha.
Hahaha, I had that done to me in my old Passat auto. I was all over the LIE. Hummer's are great.

[evil eye]

Originally posted by IllicaCelica
Man sex in a celi is easy as hell...recline the seat and put it all the way back, you can nail both positions...i like bein in my drivers seat wit a girl on top of me...have her put her feet by the seat belt and by the reclining handle, hell I can even work it from the bottom like that...god damn i must have more cum stains on my leather seats than clinton had in his west wing...

:AF: hahaha, you put a lot of thought into this I see.

[xtccrush]

Hahhaha. Yeah she was on top. She kept leaning back and honking my horn.

[IllicaCelica]

Originally posted by xtccrush
Hahhaha. Yeah she was on top. She kept leaning back and honking my horn.

tell her to put her hands behind the head rest next time...

[ScooterKin]

Originally posted by IllicaCelica
Or if u wanna take the top, have her ly down with her feet up on your dashboard in the passenger seat...you get on your knees right by the sliding rails and work it like that...its not rocket science guys....

:werd:

i did it in my boat over the weekend at Outback off Jericho Tpke. right by Sunken Meadow :rofl:

[CelicaRcr01]

and remember ladies, sunroof = more leg room :chuckles:

[evil eye]

:rofl:

[ScooterKin]

which is why the next car i want WILL BE a drop-top ;)

[EasyC]

hahaha this is great. another great way in the celi is to recline both front seats and stick a pillow on the arm rest and have her sit on the pillow spread eagle while u place one knees on each eat....that way shes already elevated a lil for easier access....heheheh

[KrysyGT]

Originally posted by TRD StreetRacing
i wonder what the NE ladies think about this topic :D
Put emphasis on the "ladies" part for this one...

Sex in a car..... A real man will take me somewhere nice. :)

I am not saying I haven't done it in a car before or that it's wrong. That is just my opinion at this point in time. Hell I had a damn broken spare tire cover in my Probe for about 3 years. Only way in that car was backseats down. Lot's of room that way.
I've never been at all tempted to even try in my Celica because it's too small and just not my style anymore! If your datin' me and want it, you better bet you need to give the full treatment. No picking me up at a bar to take me home and getting laid! Especially not in your driveway in your car lmao :D

I only "play" in the car unless I'm trashed and you are a certified Boyfriend. Not a random hookup. ;)

[evil eye]

Originally posted by KrysyGT
If your datin' me and want it, you better bet you need to give the full treatment. No picking me up at a bar to take me home and getting laid! Especially not in your driveway in your car lmao :D

I only "play" in the car unless I'm trashed and you are a certified Boyfriend. Not a random hookup. ;)

<---Taking down notes. :naughty: :D

[xtccrush]

Originally posted by ScooterKin
:werd:

i did it in my boat over the weekend at Outback off Jericho Tpke. right by Sunken Meadow :rofl:

Boats are fun. I had one in my buddies boat once. The funny thing was, it wasn't in water. It was in his driveway.
He knew I was with this girl in his house, "bathroom" and kept saying, you don't have one over me. Ive done my girl in the bathroom before. And then I said, yeah well how about on the captains chair of your boat, and in the drive way.
I beat him on that one. He hadn't done that yet.

[speedeeGTS]

Originally posted by KrysyGT
Sex in a car..... A real man will take me somewhere nice. :)

If your datin' me and want it, you better bet you need to give the full treatment. No picking me up at a bar to take me home and getting laid! Especially not in your driveway in your car lmao


i agree with krysy on this one. i personally have never done it in a car before, nor do i have the ambition too. just too damn small for my taste. i prefer a nice warm bed ;)

and i dont think i would ever really try to go for a bar/club slut. its just not my thing. i'm more of an old fashioned kinda guy and prefer to be dating someone for a little while before getting to business ;)

[TRD StreetRacing]

Originally posted by speedeeGTS
i personally have never done it in a car before

ru kidding me?? never in a car?? i'm not saying it's the best or the greatest BUT at some point or another every1 has had some nookie in the car. i guess except you mattay :D

[IllicaCelica]

Originally posted by KrysyGT
Put emphasis on the "ladies" part for this one...

Sex in a car..... A real man will take me somewhere nice. :)

I am not saying I haven't done it in a car before or that it's wrong. That is just my opinion at this point in time. Hell I had a damn broken spare tire cover in my Probe for about 3 years. Only way in that car was backseats down. Lot's of room that way.
I've never been at all tempted to even try in my Celica because it's too small and just not my style anymore! If your datin' me and want it, you better bet you need to give the full treatment. No picking me up at a bar to take me home and getting laid! Especially not in your driveway in your car lmao :D

I only "play" in the car unless I'm trashed and you are a certified Boyfriend. Not a random hookup. ;)

**** that!!!!! If I just met a girl and im about to get some ass theres no way im spending $40 for 2 hours...**** that ill get my ass for free in my car

[evil eye]

Originally posted by speedeeGTS
i agree with krysy on this one. i personally have never done it in a car before, nor do i have the ambition too. just too damn small for my taste. i prefer a nice warm bed ;)

and i dont think i would ever really try to go for a bar/club slut. its just not my thing. i'm more of an old fashioned kinda guy and prefer to be dating someone for a little while before getting to business ;)

Believe it or not I'm the same way as you Matt, old fashioned.

Mike: "pimpofhofstra" is just a front. ;)

Originally posted by TRD StreetRacing
ru kidding me?? never in a car?? i'm not saying it's the best or the greatest BUT at some point or another every1 has had some nookie in the car. i guess except you mattay :D

I also happen to agree with this. I only did it once, I have no desire really to do it again. But you gotta christen the car bro. :D

[TRD StreetRacing]

Originally posted by evil eye
Believe it or not I'm the same way as you Matt, old fashioned.


and you call ur self a "pimp" :rolleyes:

your a disgrace to the name :bang:

[evil eye]

The name I inherited from my friends. they say girls find me cute, but 9 times out of 10 I'm with a girl already. So they call me pimp, and take my scraps. They also say that my car is equally pimp but it's also a waste cuz I'm not using it's pimp factor to my advantage. They always ask to go for a drive if it's a nice night. :)

[JiggyRedGTS]

Originally posted by KrysyGT
Put emphasis on the "ladies" part for this one...

Sex in a car..... A real man will take me somewhere nice. :)

I am not saying I haven't done it in a car before or that it's wrong. That is just my opinion at this point in time. Hell I had a damn broken spare tire cover in my Probe for about 3 years. Only way in that car was backseats down. Lot's of room that way.
I've never been at all tempted to even try in my Celica because it's too small and just not my style anymore! If your datin' me and want it, you better bet you need to give the full treatment. No picking me up at a bar to take me home and getting laid! Especially not in your driveway in your car lmao :D

I only "play" in the car unless I'm trashed and you are a certified Boyfriend. Not a random hookup. ;)

:applaud:

Originally posted by speedeeGTS
i agree with krysy on this one. i personally have never done it in a car before, nor do i have the ambition too. just too damn small for my taste. i prefer a nice warm bed ;)

and i dont think i would ever really try to go for a bar/club slut. its just not my thing. i'm more of an old fashioned kinda guy and prefer to be dating someone for a little while before getting to business ;)

:applaud:


I've tried it once fooling around in the corolla...not comfy :D :chuckles:

[evil eye]

See Matt? Liz tried, now it's your turn! :D

[xtccrush]

Matt I used to be the same way. But when ya haven't had it in a while, and she is all for it, you do it. Plus that was the first time for me in that car. I have to do it at least once in every car that I have.

[speedeeGTS]

i just said i've never had sex in the celica. i didnt say i've never got road head though ;) that was a nice ride :D

[TRD StreetRacing]

Originally posted by JiggyRedGTS
I've tried it once fooling around in the corolla...not comfy :D :chuckles:

bwahahahaha....glad i'm not the only 1 :D

[rc618]

Originally posted by JiggyRedGTS

I've tried it once fooling around in the corolla...not comfy :D :chuckles:

can't imagine corollas being less comfortable than a celica though... it is a sedan afterall...

[TRD StreetRacing]

yes BUT that does not mean it has a more "comfy" factor ;)

[KrysyGT]

Originally posted by IllicaCelica
**** that!!!!! If I just met a girl and im about to get some ass theres no way im spending $40 for 2 hours...**** that ill get my ass for free in my car

Like I said previously, emphasis on Ladies Any real "lady" would agree with me, just like Jiggy ;)
And I hope you aren't talking about some $40 a night sleeze bag rat infested hotel!! :rofl:

bahahaha. This thread is great!!! :thumbup: At least I know who's car seat I will have to cover with a towel if I ever go for a ride in their Celi!!! :rofl: yuck lol!

[JiggyRedGTS]

Originally posted by KrysyGT

bahahaha. This thread is great!!! :thumbup: At least I know who's car seat I will have to cover with a towel if I ever go for a ride in their Celi!!! :rofl: yuck lol!

:werd: :rofl:

[twistedGTS]

Originally posted by KrysyGT

bahahaha. This thread is great!!! :thumbup: At least I know who's car seat I will have to cover with a towel if I ever go for a ride in their Celi!!! :rofl: yuck lol!

hahahaha that's true. my car is clean! not because i never did anything but because she swallows so nothing gets messy :thumbup:

[Manny_TXtreme]

Originally posted by twistedGTS
hahahaha that's true. my car is clean! not because i never did anything but because she swallows so nothing gets messy :thumbup:

omg! i don;t know whether to :faint: or :bowdown:

[TRD StreetRacing]

Originally posted by twistedGTS
hahahaha that's true. my car is clean! not because i never did anything but because she swallows so nothing gets messy :thumbup:

bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha .......good 1 febian :rofl:

[Grooverider]

Originally posted by twistedGTS
hahahaha that's true. my car is clean! not because i never did anything but because she swallows so nothing gets messy :thumbup:
lol... :puke:

[marc]

Sex ?

In my Celica?

I don't think so.

[CelicaLT]

Yes more topics like this. Since I am in this sausagefest Afghanistan I have to live vicariously through eveyone else's stories.

[IllicaCelica]

Originally posted by KrysyGT
Like I said previously, emphasis on Ladies Any real "lady" would agree with me, just like Jiggy ;)
And I hope you aren't talking about some $40 a night sleeze bag rat infested hotel!! :rofl:


Actually im talking about a motor inn/motel...:D

[xtccrush]

Originally posted by marc
Sex ?

In my Celica?

I don't think so.
Hahaha. That's some damage there.

I found her bra under my seat. HEHEHE. That's how cheaters get caught. Remember fellas, make sure she takes everything with her.

[TRD StreetRacing]

i dont' understand how chicks can leave bra's and/or panties behind :confused:

don't they know that somethins missing?? unless they lift it there on purpose ;)

that's like a guy bouncing outta a chicks room with out any boxes on :wtf:

[speedeeGTS]

damn this is a good thread! haahaahaa

[PonyGirl]

Ha, ha! Nothing wrong with spicing things up in the Celi once in a while - or the Cougar for that matter :naughty: It actually works out quite well :D

[JiggyRedGTS]

Originally posted by twistedGTS
hahahaha that's true. my car is clean! not because i never did anything but because she swallows so nothing gets messy :thumbup:

:rofl: *must...resist...commenting...* :D

[Grooverider]

Originally posted by speedeeGTS
damn this is a good thread! haahaahaa
You like porn don't you?

[xtccrush]

I think she thought that I had a girlfriend, and she wanted to get me in trouble. I told her I didn't.

[evil eye]

Originally posted by CelicaLT
Yes more topics like this. Since I am in this sausagefest Afghanistan I have to live vicariously through eveyone else's stories. :rofl:

[evil eye]

Originally posted by TRD StreetRacing
i dont' understand how chicks can leave bra's and/or panties behind :confused:

don't they know that somethins missing?? unless they lift it there on purpose ;)

that's like a guy bouncing outta a chicks room with out any boxes on :wtf:

:werd: I'm :confused: on that too. It's definitely done on purpose IMO. My girls always yelling on how expensive bras are, I know she wouldnt leave any behind in my car/room. :D

[evil eye]

Originally posted by Grooverider
You like porn don't you? :rofl:

yeah, I have to agree this thread is great. Long live sex thread!

[TRD StreetRacing]

Originally posted by evil eye
:werd: I'm :confused: on that too. It's definitely done on purpose IMO. My girls always yelling on how expensive bras are, I know she wouldnt leave any behind in my car/room. :D

:werd:
why the **** are bra's so expensive?? it's like $30 for 1 :wtf:

[TRD StreetRacing]

Originally posted by JiggyRedGTS
:rofl: *must...resist...commenting...* :D

come on lizz...u know u want to. make the thread more interesing. i would love to hear a females opinion on that :D

[rc618]

Originally posted by TRD StreetRacing
:werd:
why the **** are bra's so expensive?? it's like $30 for 1 :wtf:

dude, I took my girl to Victoria's Secret in Buffalo, the Bras there were like 60 bucks a pop! it's all about the gel padding, the craftsmanship on the seams, the non-chaffing straps., the silky breathable cups, etc..

and then there was this one that allows you to "dial-a-cleavage", there was this little lever thing that lets adjust the cups to create more or less cleavage! and it was also 5 way adjustable!! that thing was like 100 bucks!

They were like Koni Yellows for boobs! crazy....

[TRD StreetRacing]

Originally posted by rc618
dude, I took my girl to Victoria's Secret in Buffalo, the Bras there were like 60 bucks a pop!

i know there are bra's more expensive. i was just giving and average/everday price

Originally posted by rc618
and then there was this one that allows you to "dial-a-cleavage", there was this little lever thing that lets adjust the cups to create more or less cleavage!

bra's that give females EXTRA cleavage should be banded. it give us guys false impressions. maybe we should put a 15inch cucumber in our pants and see how they like the tease :D


Originally posted by rc618
They were like Koni Yellows for boobs! crazy....

:rofl: x 10000

good comparison :D

[rc618]

And yes! Gel Padded bras or adjustable cleavage bras are a total sham! all they do is impress all the OTHER GUYS who doesn't know what she really has. It does NOTHING for the boyfriend who already knows how they really feel.

You see, those girls are just being **** teasers! they have a boyfriend so they can't be touched, but yet they're puttin' it on like they're ready to give! biaatch! that's no better than what the original post was talking about...!

[evil eye]

Originally posted by rc618
dude, I took my girl to Victoria's Secret in Buffalo, the Bras there were like 60 bucks a pop! it's all about the gel padding, the craftsmanship on the seams, the non-chaffing straps., the silky breathable cups, etc..

and then there was this one that allows you to "dial-a-cleavage", there was this little lever thing that lets adjust the cups to create more or less cleavage! and it was also 5 way adjustable!! that thing was like 100 bucks!

They were like Koni Yellows for boobs! crazy....

:rofl: adjustable bra's, koni struts! :rofl:

[CelicaRcr01]

anyone want to model the bra's?

:worthless

[TRD StreetRacing]

ahhhhhhh...we have another FL member in here :D

[Grooverider]

Originally posted by rc618
And yes! Gel Padded bras or adjustable cleavage bras are a total sham! all they do is impress all the OTHER GUYS who doesn't know what she really has. It does NOTHING for the boyfriend who already knows how they really feel.

You see, those girls are just being **** teasers! they have a boyfriend so they can't be touched, but yet they're puttin' it on like they're ready to give! biaatch! that's no better than what the original post was talking about...!
This should be a crime for false impersonation of larger breasts.

[xtccrush]

Girls always ***** about how expensive there bras are.
And let's not forget about those water bra's that are out there. I knew one girl who was wearing them once, and she was like "Go ahead, squeeze them, they feal real don't they." And hell yeah they did. I don't care if I was squeezing water, I just imagined it was real. hahahaha

[evil eye]

:rofl: :laugh: :rofl:

[speedeeGTS]

Originally posted by TRD StreetRacing
ahhhhhhh...we have another FL member in here :D

we also had a memeber from toronto in here if you noticed.

i've never heard of the water bra before. i wanna feel one! LOL ;) if only i had a gf that would get one

[TRD StreetRacing]

just walk up to a random chick and do it ;) ....they won't mind. just make sure u do it in front of me. i wanna see their reaction

[evil eye]

Originally posted by speedeeGTS
i've never heard of the water bra before. i wanna feel one! LOL ;) if only i had a gf that would get one

hehehe, my girl doesn't need one that's for sure. ;)

[rc618]

no bra i've felt that contains any kind of fillers (water, gel, silicon, padded) ever feels real! even the best that victoria or fredericks had to offer does NOT feel like the real thing. Even the best ones feel like jello in a ziplock bag... and that's with the girl in the bra!

but then again, i think underwires suck too...

yeah I like toronto... but NY is pretty good too!

[JiggyRedGTS]

Originally posted by TRD StreetRacing
come on lizz...u know u want to. make the thread more interesing. i would love to hear a females opinion on that :D

rofl, I just know what he means thats all :chuckles:


and yes bra's are expensive, but only if you have big bewbies and need that super duper support...otherwise, I'll get Vicky secret bra's on clearance ($12.99) or just get cheaper bra's since I have little bewbies :D I don't need all that support and stuff.

[TRD StreetRacing]

Originally posted by JiggyRedGTS
rofl, I just know what he means thats all :chuckles:


do you :naughty: :naughty:

1/2 my brain is shocked and the other 1/2 is thinking dirty thoughts :D

Originally posted by JiggyRedGTS
I have little bewbies :D I don't need all that support and stuff.

talking about "little bewbies" ....what do you guys consider little??

[rc618]

it's exactly the "babies with bewbies" that victoria's targetting..
that's the target demographic desiring a natural looking cleavage that only 50 dollar bras can create....

[Tikked Again]

Originally posted by ScooterKin
which is why the next car i want WILL BE a drop-top ;)

It doesn't help. Especially with a 2 seater

[ScooterKin]

all i know is if a girl leaves her bra, it's getting mounted on my antanae like a flag

[JiggyRedGTS]

Originally posted by TRD StreetRacing
do you :naughty: :naughty:

1/2 my brain is shocked and the other 1/2 is thinking dirty thoughts :D

talking about "little bewbies" ....what do you guys consider little??

Don't you have a gf? :nono: :D

and I consider little an A cup-small B cup. :)

[xtccrush]

Originally posted by ScooterKin
all i know is if a girl leaves her bra, it's getting mounted on my antanae like a flag

Hahha. I should do that. Or I'll wrap it around my wing.

Yeah anything in the A is small. I have seen some rather large b cup. I had one girl tell me she was a d cup and I started laughing. She was like why are you laughing. And I said Im looking at yours right now, and there's no way your a d. Little did I know her boyfriend was standing behind me. And my friend didn't know either because he proceeded to ask her to come over my house when we leave.
That made for a real interesting night.

[ScooterKin]

baha :owned:

:D:D

[lowendfrequency]

The celica is the perfect sex-mobile. I don't know if you guys have done any "experimenting" in your celi but a female can sit in the center of the backseat and put her legs through each of the holes in the headrest. The guy will have to put his knees on the floor of the backseat , but it is a pretty damn good position considering the cramped interior. Just don't get too wild or you can hit your nuts on the center armrest.

[ScooterKin]

blue ballz = worst feeling in the world :'(

[xtccrush]

Im gonna have to try that one.

[MFChop]

OH MY i cant belive youd pop "one" of in the celica sorry to hear about those blue b@lls. i never mess around in the celi fawk that end up getting stains everywhere. hehe

[evil eye]

Originally posted by ScooterKin
all i know is if a girl leaves her bra, it's getting mounted on my antanae like a flag
:rofl: without a doubt.

[xtccrush]

If I go to the meet down at jillians I should wrap it around my wing. Hahha. My buddy seen it tonight, and he was like wtf is that. I said well, ummmm, remember her.... To bad he wanted her, he didn't mind, he was happy one of us got her. hehehe.

[TRD StreetRacing]

Originally posted by JiggyRedGTS
Don't you have a gf? :nono: :D

and I consider little an A cup-small B cup. :)

me and me gf have a very open relationship. when we hang out/chill together, we will look at the opposite sex and even show me(or her) what we like or dislike about that person

ie- if i see a "cute" chick, i will be like "boobie.... don't u think she cute??"....vis versa

as long as we dont' act on our impule, it's all good in both of our books

[evil eye]

you are so lucky mike. that comment would result in a slap from my girl. :sadpace:

[TRD StreetRacing]

well i don't comment on the "cute" factor as much as the "booty" factor :D ...... sometimes my girl is like "don't u think i have a better booty than her"

:laugh:

[IllicaCelica]

**** that if my girl ever said anything about a dude who was walkin past id first knock his ass out then throw her ass to the curb

[TRD StreetRacing]

Originally posted by IllicaCelica
**** that if my girl ever said anything about a dude who was walkin past id first knock his ass out then throw her ass to the curb

personaly i know she won't go behind my back. we been together for 2+ years and i know i'm piping/boning her right cuz even after 2+ years she still come over to my house for booty calls when she wants some :D

so i don't care if she looks at other guys cuz i know she coming home to me. plus i know i look at other chicks too, so it gotta be 50/50

[evil eye]

:rofl:

this thread always makes me smile.

[xtccrush]

Originally posted by TRD StreetRacing
personaly i know she won't go behind my back. we been together for 2+ years and i know i'm piping/boning her right cuz even after 2+ years she still come over to my house for booty calls when she wants some :D



This is one of the biggest mistakes a guy can make. I wish I had trust like you. I never assume a girl won't go behind my back. You can lay pipe the best, It doesn't mean they won't look for new pipe. I have talked to some girls, and they say that they are just sick of the same pipe, and wan't new pipe.
:laugh:

[ScooterKin]

Originally posted by xtccrush
This is one of the biggest mistakes a guy can make. I wish I had trust like you. I never assume a girl won't go behind my back. You can lay pipe the best, It doesn't mean they won't look for new pipe. I have talked to some girls, and they say that they are just sick of the same pipe, and wan't new pipe.
:laugh:

EXACTLY!!! it's right at the point where you get flat-footed that some dude pops up, and she makes a BIG no-no

always gotta stay on yer toes and keep their attention...only when you get married can you settle down, but even then, you gotta watch out ;)

[evil eye]

girls be devious. :evil: :(

[ScooterKin]

yeah sux for guys...cuz we gotta put up with such crap sometimes


best is when women say they're low-baggage when they're really high-baggage :D:D

[TRD StreetRacing]

Originally posted by xtccrush
This is one of the biggest mistakes a guy can make. I wish I had trust like you. I never assume a girl won't go behind my back. You can lay pipe the best, It doesn't mean they won't look for new pipe. I have talked to some girls, and they say that they are just sick of the same pipe, and wan't new pipe.
:laugh:

all other relationships i've been in i acted like the above BUT this relationship is difference cuz i know she wants a "future" for us. i know this for a fact cuz she brings it up on and off. plus acouple weeks ago she started to cry thinking that i was going to brake up with her cuz she is going to school in spain acouple months in the summer. i dont believe in "long distance" relationships and she knows it, so she got worried. so i knon she truely loves me and won't do anything behind my back

i don't know u guys experience, but i've learned that if u give a girl some space, she comes back to you. if you squeez her and dont' give her space, the more she wants nothinging to do with you/leave you

[TRD StreetRacing]

Originally posted by ScooterKin
EXACTLY!!! it's right at the point where you get flat-footed that some dude pops up, and she makes a BIG no-no

always gotta stay on yer toes and keep their attention...only when you get married can you settle down, but even then, you gotta watch out ;)

for some1 that talks so much about "confidence", it doesn't seem u have much of it. atleast when it comes to you thinking u can hold on to a chick

[evil eye]

Originally posted by TRD StreetRacing
but i've learned that if u give a girl some space, she comes back to you. if you squeez her and dont' give her space, the more she wants nothinging to do with you/leave you

There has never been words spoken truer than these. Take that advice guys, it's money in the bank.

[TRD StreetRacing]

i don't think a guy can take advice about chicks.....he has to learn through experience. you can tell some1 something but they won't fully understand it untill it happends to them

[evil eye]

same rule applies to girls unfortunately, you dont know how many times I've had to play "shoulder to cry on" with girls. Time heals all wounds as they say. Also makes you smarter. ummm, usually. ;)

[CelicaRcr01]

my girl lives 4 houses down the road so i got the whole girl next door thing going on :chuckles: but we also see way to much of each other and the other day we broke up for the day. She called me and we talked i told her i wanted to stay with her but i'm not going to beg and i'm gonna ask to say with you but i'm only asking once, later i went to the beach and by that night she was so crazy for me she wanted me back asap. So don't give in to everything and give her some space, its healthy, plus she'll want you 10x more

[ScooterKin]

Originally posted by TRD StreetRacing
for some1 that talks so much about "confidence", it doesn't seem u have much of it. atleast when it comes to you thinking u can hold on to a chick

you misunderstand...

i'm perfectly confident i can get and hold onto a chic...i did with one girl for over 7 years

the problem is the holding part...if yer not spontaneous, if yer not exciting, if yer just dull and boring and act like a couch potato all the time, you will lose her

and yes i agree, give some space, but don't act like you don't care

there's a fine line we're walking, and it's easy to fall to one side and not realize til it's too late

[ScooterKin]

Originally posted by CelicaRcr01
my girl lives 4 houses down the road so i got the whole girl next door thing going on :chuckles: but we also see way to much of each other and the other day we broke up for the day. She called me and we talked i told her i wanted to stay with her but i'm not going to beg and i'm gonna ask to say with you but i'm only asking once, later i went to the beach and by that night she was so crazy for me she wanted me back asap. So don't give in to everything and give her some space, its healthy, plus she'll want you 10x more

i hear ya...i'm kinda dating my landlord currently, and she lives downstairs from me, so talk about close distances...she can hear me from just about anywhere in the house when i walk around, and since the walls are so thin, i can hear her sneeze and stuff, so i always stamp the floor and yell BLESS YOU!!! :rofl:

[evil eye]

:D :D :D

That's actually really good for you, if she's cheating on you you'll hear it!!! Hell you could probally hear if she's playing with herself too. :gap:

[ScooterKin]

only prob is suppose i wanna cheat on her :rofl:

[TRD StreetRacing]

Originally posted by ScooterKin
and yes i agree, give some space, but don't act like you don't care


i'm not saying "dont' care" ....all i'm saying is that u shouldn't be on her left tit 24/7

[evil eye]

Originally posted by ScooterKin
only prob is suppose i wanna cheat on her :rofl:

:hide:

two words = Holiday Inn

:thumbup:

[TRD StreetRacing]

chingy songs comes into mind :laugh:

[evil eye]

Originally posted by TRD StreetRacing
chingy songs comes into mind :laugh:
It's been stuck in my head all day... so naturally...

:D

"whatcha doin?"
"chillen at the holidaeeeeeee innnnnnnnnnn"

[TRD StreetRacing]

i just realized i didnt' have that song on my play list.....DL it right now :gap:

[evil eye]

whatchu crazy mang? How did you not have that like a month ago when it was big! :D

[TRD StreetRacing]

yea.....but i didn't listen to chingy that much. he is like another f.a.b.u.l.o.u.s

[evil eye]

I dunno, Fab annoyed me fast, while Chingy's beats grow on me fast. :D

[ScooterKin]

Originally posted by TRD StreetRacing
chingy songs comes into mind :laugh:

:rofl:

ahahahahaha dayum you!!! now i got that song stuck in my head too!!!!

[TRD StreetRacing]

Originally posted by evil eye
"whatcha doin?"
"chillen at the holidaeeeeeee innnnnnnnnnn"

[KrysyGT]

Originally posted by ScooterKin

the problem is the holding part...if yer not spontaneous, if yer not exciting, if yer just dull and boring and act like a couch potato all the time, you will lose her

and yes i agree, give some space, but don't act like you don't care


:faint: :applaud:

Holy **** you get it... Got a brother or someone who thinks similar? LOL :) :)

And as far as the whole bra thing.. it's win win big or small. Small can free ball and big well thats self explanitory!

Sorry I had to catch up I lost my fing password for my email and this acct. hahaa

[ScooterKin]

Originally posted by KrysyGT
:faint: :applaud:

Holy **** you get it... Got a brother or someone who thinks similar? LOL :) :)

what am i, chop liver???? i'm not off the market YET, and i stress YET ;)

[xtccrush]

Hell, I wan't to find a girl that keeps things interesting. Why does it always have to be the guy. I was hooking up with one girl, and she was a diaster. I would talk on the phone for half and hour with her. I talked, she didn't say crap. But she was sure as hell calling me the next day just to sit there and listen. And when I told her I didn't want to see her any more she was all "Why what's wrong, what did I do?" I had better conversations with her when we had nothing going, then when we started seeing each other.
Tomorrow night Im supposed to go out with a girl that I met on St.Patrick's day. She goes to Brown university. It's to bad I don't remember what she looks like. :ugh: :ugh: I remember her friend was hot, I hope I wasn't trying to hit on her, and picked up her friend. I guess I'll find out.

[TRD StreetRacing]

Originally posted by KrysyGT
Small can free ball

:confused: :wtf:

[KrysyGT]

Boys can free ball = girls free ball with no bra ;) :) lol.
:shrug: Just a term we used on the swim team...

I need a guy that can keep up with me. I am a busy body and very spontaneous. I can't deal with someone that just want's to sit at home on the couch in front of the TV every weekend to relax. It's nice every now and then. Just so much of it and I will be swinging off the light fixtures in the house.

[ScooterKin]

Originally posted by TRD StreetRacing
:confused: :wtf:

well if you a see a girl who's flat and wanna know if she's wearin a bra, tell her to jump up and down...




just make sure yer not hypnotized by the jigglin :rofl:

[ScooterKin]

Originally posted by KrysyGT
I need a guy that can keep up with me. I am a busy body and very spontaneous. I can't deal with someone that just want's to sit at home on the couch in front of the TV every weekend to relax. It's nice every now and then. Just so much of it and I will be swinging off the light fixtures in the house.

what like a :monkey:

a chimpanzee minkey??? :rofl:



nah i hear ya...during the week, i can't do sh!t, so i gotta do it all on the weekends...and for some reason, i always convince myself that i'll make up for lost sleep on the weekends...never happens...so i'm runnin all over the island like an idiot...i think this past Sunday was the first day in like a month where i actually forced myself to stay indoors, and that was partially b/c my car's in the shop til Friday heh

[xtccrush]

Hello hello. Okay here is the ****. I talk to a girl at the bar tonight who has a dirty back ground. She gets up and close to me. I walk out of the bar at last call and next thing I know a brick through my window. Hahhaha. Who cares. Im just pissed the ***** can't fight me straight up. I walked in the bar and yelled that out. I had the cops come down, and I even said the same thing to them. They agreed.
The funny thing is, the girl that started this whole thread, well her boyfriend was there at the bar. And he was acting all funny when I walked in and said this, "well what the hell is he to you." I didn't care, but when two girls bought me a shot, and his ***** took the shot. Come on that is a different story. So the two girls I am with say, hey ***** watch who's shot you take. Next think I know my window is gone. hahaha. Who took it out. I am ready to take some people out. Starting with that ****. You girls can't hide behind **** sometimes. You **** with the wrong person **** will fall. Maybe not with you, but with who you know. And it's already started. Funny thing, I look small, but I will knock down blocks. Problem is Im drunk and talking this ****. But its already set in motion, here we go. Well I am at my house, and already took care of him. And Im ready to go further. But hell, how far do I take this. This idiots don't know my insurance compay takes care of it all.

[TRD StreetRacing]

Originally posted by xtccrush
Hello hello. Okay here is the ****. I talk to a girl at the bar tonight who has a dirty back ground. She gets up and close to me. I walk out of the bar at last call and next thing I know a brick through my window. Hahhaha. Who cares. Im just pissed the ***** can't fight me straight up. I walked in the bar and yelled that out. I had the cops come down, and I even said the same thing to them. They agreed.
The funny thing is, the girl that started this whole thread, well her boyfriend was there at the bar. And he was acting all funny when I walked in and said this. Well I am at my house, and already took care of him. And Im ready to go further. But hell, how far do I take this. This idiots don't know my insurance compay takes care of it all.

ru drunk by any chance/?? i understood parts of ur post but i lost u on 1/2 of it

[xtccrush]

How did you read that so fast. Yes I am, but I can't deny the fact a brick was thrown through my window. And it is suspected by the girls boyfriend who started this whole damn thread with me. It's her x.

[speedeeGTS]

damn drunk.:nono:

so wait, let me get this right, you are/were cocked, called the cops down to show them your window, then im assuming they notice you were drunk and could probably smell it on you, then after that you drove home? wow! you're lucky they werent waiting for you outside of the bars parking lot and didnt get popped for a DUI!

but mike is right, you lost me in that post too....

[evil eye]

I'm so lost. I guess I have to be drunk to understand that! :gap:

[speedeeGTS]

i cant understand that anymore either. i read it first thing when i woke up this morning. so maybe you have to be tired/drunk to read it. lol!

[ScooterKin]

well considering the guy who posted this is somewhere between here and California, i think it'll be a while before we find out

[Grooverider]

Originally posted by xtccrush
Hello hello. Okay here is the ****. I talk to a girl at the bar tonight who has a dirty back ground. She gets up and close to me. I walk out of the bar at last call and next thing I know a brick through my window. Hahhaha. Who cares. Im just pissed the ***** can't fight me straight up. I walked in the bar and yelled that out. I had the cops come down, and I even said the same thing to them. They agreed.
The funny thing is, the girl that started this whole thread, well her boyfriend was there at the bar. And he was acting all funny when I walked in and said this, "well what the hell is he to you." I didn't care, but when two girls bought me a shot, and his ***** took the shot. Come on that is a different story. So the two girls I am with say, hey ***** watch who's shot you take. Next think I know my window is gone. hahaha. Who took it out. I am ready to take some people out. Starting with that ****. You girls can't hide behind **** sometimes. You **** with the wrong person **** will fall. Maybe not with you, but with who you know. And it's already started. Funny thing, I look small, but I will knock down blocks. Problem is Im drunk and talking this ****. But its already set in motion, here we go. Well I am at my house, and already took care of him. And Im ready to go further. But hell, how far do I take this. This idiots don't know my insurance compay takes care of it all.

:wtf: stoners

[xtccrush]

What none of you guys speak drunk! Yeah it probably wasn't the smartest move calling the cops and having them come down. And they let me drive home.
I took off For California right after I got my window fixed. I posted the story already.
Basically there was too much to the brick being throw threw my window for me to keep track of, "while trying to type drunk".
To sum it up quick the girl that was giving me problems in a previous thred's boyfirend was there. I walked in and talked to him. And he said to me, oh I didn't know you drove a celica. I said yes you do, I told you. Then he said, I didn't know you live next door to me. I again said yes you do I told you. It wasn't even half an hour after that when I walked out to go home and seen my window. Now what would you think. Ive never started anything with anyone at that bar. This kid finds out what I drive and all of a sudden there is a brick threw my window.
There's the sober post. :applaud:

[speedeeGTS]

ohhhh sh!t!!!! what does he drive jamie? i'll partake in some trouble :evil: lets kick his as$! then you can do his gf in front of him ;)

j/k!

[xtccrush]

He drives a maroon jeep. And the kicker is. When he parked his jeep infront of my house that night. He has a whole street to park on, they were empty, and he pulls up and parks infront of my house.
And get this. My roomate just asked me "why is there a brick on our front step". I tell ya, since I can't prove he did it, Im not reacting. But come on, if I had to make I bet, it would be on him.

[speedeeGTS]

that was so him!!! lets take a screw driver and take his doors and sh!t off. im sure randy knows some quick and easy "mods" to do to a jeep to really set that dude off!!!!! ;)

[evil eye]

are you typing from california right now? I am impressed by your spontanaiety (sp?)