SlasherX
04-02-2002, 11:03 PM
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Without further interruption, this months Domestic Report:
Well HOWWW DEEE FOLKS!!! This is John Billy Bob Smittle here for the Domestic Report! Now I know a lot of y'all been writin' me about your drug use, and the last David Allan Coe Concert(man, I musta drank like..**** man, 24 cans of Beast man) and it was cool man! Well, right now I'd like to update y'all on mah car and its "tekinal ishues" Well see here, tha otha day me an Roger dun went to the Autzone to visit Randy and his IROC. Well, Ill tell you whut man...that crazy sumbitch dun bought himself a dern new car man! that crazy focker..shoo..that crazy focker dun bought one of dem darn fanglin' lil Honduh thingies!! I dun told him i was gonna whup his ass fer bein' a traitor, i tell you whut..he got off work an me an roger wore that boys ass out, and i aint lyin' either! but bak to mah stangler man..she's been on da blocks in front of our trailer for tha past..2 months or so cuz i went muddin' with it. dern mud done clogged up tha dern wheelwells an than it dern stuk to tha driveshaft.....sumbitch then pops out of the yoke and goes through my floorboard man! ****..man..i tell you whut..that dun down dun there man, shoo! me an Jesse dun had to go and tow it out with our supercab that we use to tow tha trailor to a new parkin lot every month wih, i dern shoo, man, i aint lyin!
well anyways..dern **** man, ford up on blocks, trailor, man..wife cam eout yellin' so i threw a carberate-or at her an told her to make me a beer...dern crazy woman man..gona kill me oe of these days. well..anyways man..dern tootin' Jesse an his new chevy ****pile just pulled up outside the trailer wantin to race my ten speed...its a Huffy..dern got al the options on it too..well..aint got much left ta say..dern stang's dun broken an i aint had a job since i was 14...dern shootin' i aint lyin about it bein broken neither! dern driveshaft stickin' up through mah passenger seat an all.. good thing, the a/c werks.
til next time, yall take care of yall and always remmber the Domestic Report creedo!!
Drinkin' beers, an bangin' gears!(cept when the can tehre gets on stuck behind the gas pedal an all, cant floor it fer a **** then man)
Without further interruption, this months Domestic Report:
Well HOWWW DEEE FOLKS!!! This is John Billy Bob Smittle here for the Domestic Report! Now I know a lot of y'all been writin' me about your drug use, and the last David Allan Coe Concert(man, I musta drank like..**** man, 24 cans of Beast man) and it was cool man! Well, right now I'd like to update y'all on mah car and its "tekinal ishues" Well see here, tha otha day me an Roger dun went to the Autzone to visit Randy and his IROC. Well, Ill tell you whut man...that crazy sumbitch dun bought himself a dern new car man! that crazy focker..shoo..that crazy focker dun bought one of dem darn fanglin' lil Honduh thingies!! I dun told him i was gonna whup his ass fer bein' a traitor, i tell you whut..he got off work an me an roger wore that boys ass out, and i aint lyin' either! but bak to mah stangler man..she's been on da blocks in front of our trailer for tha past..2 months or so cuz i went muddin' with it. dern mud done clogged up tha dern wheelwells an than it dern stuk to tha driveshaft.....sumbitch then pops out of the yoke and goes through my floorboard man! ****..man..i tell you whut..that dun down dun there man, shoo! me an Jesse dun had to go and tow it out with our supercab that we use to tow tha trailor to a new parkin lot every month wih, i dern shoo, man, i aint lyin!
well anyways..dern **** man, ford up on blocks, trailor, man..wife cam eout yellin' so i threw a carberate-or at her an told her to make me a beer...dern crazy woman man..gona kill me oe of these days. well..anyways man..dern tootin' Jesse an his new chevy ****pile just pulled up outside the trailer wantin to race my ten speed...its a Huffy..dern got al the options on it too..well..aint got much left ta say..dern stang's dun broken an i aint had a job since i was 14...dern shootin' i aint lyin about it bein broken neither! dern driveshaft stickin' up through mah passenger seat an all.. good thing, the a/c werks.
til next time, yall take care of yall and always remmber the Domestic Report creedo!!
Drinkin' beers, an bangin' gears!(cept when the can tehre gets on stuck behind the gas pedal an all, cant floor it fer a **** then man)