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Pribilof
04-03-2002, 08:07 AM
Well I got back from studying at 5am and when I got up at 10 I already had 6 bird sh1ts on my car. I'm going to kill those damn birds in my backyard. I didn't even park under a damn tree! Yesterday one of them was sitting on my car and I scared it off... it scratched the paint on the roof!

anyone know the penalty for killing song birds? I only gotta kill 2 of em ;)
jotan82
04-03-2002, 12:04 PM
i know exactly what you mean
coOOlcelica
04-03-2002, 12:16 PM
dayam i hate when that happens.........
Pribilof
04-03-2002, 12:23 PM
i'm thinking of putting some rat poison in some bird seed and throwing it in my neighbor's yard. bastards. I caught them on my car AGAIN this afternoon, after I just washed all the poop off.

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Acilec
04-03-2002, 12:26 PM
rain is just as bad when you have a dark car. Damn rain!
Pribilof
04-03-2002, 12:38 PM
true, but atleast rain doesnt eat throuhg your clearcoat as quickly or stand out as much. I mean, huge dripping splots of white bird sh1t stand out pretty well against a black or carbon blue car.
Tikked Again
04-03-2002, 06:44 PM
instead of rat poison I'll just bring my car over there. So far a few birds have committed suicide upon my vehicle (I did not hit them). I'm not saying that it's great for my paint job, but it gives one a certain satisfaction to know that suicidal animals choose my car *smile*.
TaeMachine
04-03-2002, 06:49 PM
water stains are also easier to clean than bird crap.

i have 2 permanent spots where birds crapped on my car last year. one is on the hood so it cooked on really fast.
BlaqCelica
04-03-2002, 07:10 PM
most bird craps i had on my car at once was, seriously, ...drum roll...10. i think that's lot. i parked in front of my friends house ALL DAY under a tree. Wasn't a fun car washing the next day.
mac340
04-03-2002, 07:58 PM
you know what i hate is when i wash my car then wake up the next morning and my f**king cat has left muddy footprints and hair all over the hood!
Pribilof
04-03-2002, 09:26 PM
yeah, my neighbors had a cat that did that but it doesnt do that anymore :)

it got smushed by a truck! :chuckles:
po9i
04-04-2002, 09:43 AM
FL birds must be the fuking worse...i let bid sh!t sit on my hood for 15 mins, and some of my ****ing paint was eaten away
Acilec
04-04-2002, 10:33 AM
Even worse:

Love bugs!!!! I hate those fricken things, they must be the most chemical bugs ever. It's a good thing the season is over for now.