CR-XRS
02-09-2005, 02:01 PM
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The
> >surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob",
> >where a small knob is placed on
> >the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to
> >produce the effect of a brand new face lift.Of course,
> >the woman wanted "The Knob."
> >Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the
> >effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
> >After fifteen years, the
> >woman returned to the surgeon with two problems: "All these years,
> >everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times
> >and I've
> >always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems:
> >First, I have
> >these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
> >The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are
> >your breasts." She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the
> >goatee."
> >surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob",
> >where a small knob is placed on
> >the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to
> >produce the effect of a brand new face lift.Of course,
> >the woman wanted "The Knob."
> >Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the
> >effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
> >After fifteen years, the
> >woman returned to the surgeon with two problems: "All these years,
> >everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times
> >and I've
> >always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems:
> >First, I have
> >these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
> >The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are
> >your breasts." She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the
> >goatee."