kaioshin
04-13-2002, 05:47 PM
So, I roll down to my dealership (Russell on Rt. 40) to get my oil changed. Yes, yes, I know... I'm just to lazy to do it myself. So, I drop her off at the express lube place they have down there and do my ritualistic walk down to the tiny parts department. I walk and everything has been moved around and there's actually room to walk around. This should of been my first clue something was up. So, I'm looking around taking everything in... wiper blades, air fresheners, cheap looking wheels in the corner.... The Taiwanese Altezza's for our car, miscellaneous bulbs.... WHOA!!!! Backup... Yes, those are the knock-off Altezza's for our car!!! Now, I'm thinking WTF?!?! I look a little more down and see a TRD exhaust for our car. I'm like thinking Holy sh!t!!! They are stocking parts for our?!!? Now get this, RIGHT SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE of these two mods lies something that read "TRD Performance CamShaft". Instantly, I thought it must be for a friggin truck. But, it kept bothering me though that it was in the midst of the Celica parts. Damn where the hell is the parts guy when you really need him. So, I wait and wait... I call Liz that I was Altezzas and Camshafts at my dealership (her response... wow... EDITWhoopty-fvckin-doEDIT :)). So, any way the guy finally walks in trying to mack on this girl with a camry. I wasn't sure at first and had to actually ask if he was the parts guy, he was looking like something outta N'Sync video. This should hav been hint number 2, but I was totally consumed by finding out if that camshaft could possibly be for the celica. Anyway, I ask him about it, and he's like "Yeah, I think so". Well, I almost bust a nut right there. He runs around to check his books and I sit there figuring out how the hell will I pay for this thing! Well, he keeps looking and looking and I'm starting to think it for a freaking truck. Well, turns out, of course that it is for a damn truck. But, he asked if I wanted an Injen intake.
Oh well, just b!tching I guess... sneaky M F'ers
Oh well, just b!tching I guess... sneaky M F'ers