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SY2KCelica
11-22-2001, 11:43 AM
well TCC happy thanksgiving to everybody. god bless and here's a little song to get you in the turkey mood...lesse..its from a turkey point of view:

oh human,
why must you eat me
i hobble around
making funny sounds
why does it hafta be

oh human,
why must you stab me with that fork
why must you chew me like the pork
what did i do to you
this makes me feel so blue

now i'm dead
cuz you chopped off my head
this is real depressing
and now you are messing
with my insides
but you call it stuffing
oh why oh why

do i taste good in your mouth
maybe deep fried in the south
oh dont you feel my pain
oh wait you've never been slain

if i cut off your melon
i bet you'd be yellin
nerves goin crazy
then my body went lazy
now i'm here on your plate

chorus:
Oh,this is my fate
now i'm here on your plate
i'm the dish you just ate
i once was a turkey
now i'm your stomach's beef jerky
i hope my son doesnt die
for your next meal to fry
because YOU SUCK

i hope i wasnt cooked right
and u took lots of bites
now you'll get salmonella
and then you'll go to hell-a

so this is the end
you wont hear from me again
maybe tomorrow you'll get hit by a car
and your life wont go very far
all becaaaaaaauuuuuuuse
yooouuu aaaaaaate meeeeeeee!!!!!!

poor turkeys,,poor poor turkeys....

komar
11-22-2001, 12:17 PM
honestly the Adam Sandler Thanksgiving song is better.

Kareem

PS when you get yor car backin Christmas, it will have a hoodscoop, TRD exaust, TRD clutch, Cold Air Intake, and all the other cool goodies that you bought over these last few months

LaurenGTS
11-22-2001, 01:39 PM
now im going to feel really guilty when we have dinner.....

SY2KCelica
11-22-2001, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by komar
honestly the Adam Sandler Thanksgiving song is better.

Kareem

PS when you get yor car backin Christmas, it will have a hoodscoop, TRD exaust, TRD clutch, Cold Air Intake, and all the other cool goodies that you bought over these last few months

actually it will be a kazuma clutch being shipped out friday......dont forget the eibach springs!!!!!!! thanx for the...whats the word i'm looking for......upliftment?? u know what i mean...happy eat the poor dead turkey that never did anything to you day!!!!!!! peace

ProToolsKid
11-22-2001, 11:19 PM
Is this a song on the new Slo-Mo (http://www.iamlost.com/features/slomo/) record brian?

Originally posted by SY2KCelica


oh human,
why must you eat me
i hobble around
making funny sounds
why does it hafta be

oh human,
why must you stab me with that fork
why must you chew me like the pork
what did i do to you
this makes me feel so blue

now i'm dead
cuz you chopped off my head
this is real depressing
and now you are messing
with my insides
but you call it stuffing
oh why oh why

do i taste good in your mouth
maybe deep fried in the south
oh dont you feel my pain
oh wait you've never been slain

if i cut off your melon
i bet you'd be yellin
nerves goin crazy
then my body went lazy
now i'm here on your plate

chorus:
Oh,this is my fate
now i'm here on your plate
i'm the dish you just ate
i once was a turkey
now i'm your stomach's beef jerky
i hope my son doesnt die
for your next meal to fry
because YOU SUCK

i hope i wasnt cooked right
and u took lots of bites
now you'll get salmonella
and then you'll go to hell-a

so this is the end
you wont hear from me again
maybe tomorrow you'll get hit by a car
and your life wont go very far
all becaaaaaaauuuuuuuse
yooouuu aaaaaaate meeeeeeee!!!!!!

poor turkeys,,poor poor turkeys....