SY2KCelica
11-22-2001, 11:43 AM
well TCC happy thanksgiving to everybody. god bless and here's a little song to get you in the turkey mood...lesse..its from a turkey point of view:
oh human,
why must you eat me
i hobble around
making funny sounds
why does it hafta be
oh human,
why must you stab me with that fork
why must you chew me like the pork
what did i do to you
this makes me feel so blue
now i'm dead
cuz you chopped off my head
this is real depressing
and now you are messing
with my insides
but you call it stuffing
oh why oh why
do i taste good in your mouth
maybe deep fried in the south
oh dont you feel my pain
oh wait you've never been slain
if i cut off your melon
i bet you'd be yellin
nerves goin crazy
then my body went lazy
now i'm here on your plate
chorus:
Oh,this is my fate
now i'm here on your plate
i'm the dish you just ate
i once was a turkey
now i'm your stomach's beef jerky
i hope my son doesnt die
for your next meal to fry
because YOU SUCK
i hope i wasnt cooked right
and u took lots of bites
now you'll get salmonella
and then you'll go to hell-a
so this is the end
you wont hear from me again
maybe tomorrow you'll get hit by a car
and your life wont go very far
all becaaaaaaauuuuuuuse
yooouuu aaaaaaate meeeeeeee!!!!!!
poor turkeys,,poor poor turkeys....
oh human,
why must you eat me
i hobble around
making funny sounds
why does it hafta be
oh human,
why must you stab me with that fork
why must you chew me like the pork
what did i do to you
this makes me feel so blue
now i'm dead
cuz you chopped off my head
this is real depressing
and now you are messing
with my insides
but you call it stuffing
oh why oh why
do i taste good in your mouth
maybe deep fried in the south
oh dont you feel my pain
oh wait you've never been slain
if i cut off your melon
i bet you'd be yellin
nerves goin crazy
then my body went lazy
now i'm here on your plate
chorus:
Oh,this is my fate
now i'm here on your plate
i'm the dish you just ate
i once was a turkey
now i'm your stomach's beef jerky
i hope my son doesnt die
for your next meal to fry
because YOU SUCK
i hope i wasnt cooked right
and u took lots of bites
now you'll get salmonella
and then you'll go to hell-a
so this is the end
you wont hear from me again
maybe tomorrow you'll get hit by a car
and your life wont go very far
all becaaaaaaauuuuuuuse
yooouuu aaaaaaate meeeeeeee!!!!!!
poor turkeys,,poor poor turkeys....