old c0ck

[CR-XRS]

A farmer comes home with a new rooster, The new rooster struts up to the old rooster and tells him, "hey old timer its time for you to leave, theres a new sheriff in town". The old rooster says " hang on a minute sonny, I'll make you a deal, I'll race you around the farm house, and the first one back to the coop gets to stay." The young rooster says, "Ok, and just to be fair I'll even give you a head start." So the old rooster takes off, just as he rounds the front of the farm house the young rooster is catching up to him, the farmer looks out the window and then grabs his gun and blows away the young rooster, the farmers wife says, " what the hell did you do that for?" The farmer says, I cant believe it, thats the 3rd gay rooster I bought this week"!

[RUSH]

:chuckles: :rofl:
heres one, sorry no cocks involved

In a Cabinet meeting this morning, Donald Rumsfeld reported to the
President and the cabinet. He said, "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed
today in Iraq."

The President says, "Oh, my God!" and buries his head in his hands.

The entire Cabinet is stunned. Not a word is spoken. Usually George Bush
shows no reaction whatsoever to this kind of report.

Just then, Bush looks up and says, "How much is a brazilian" ???

[kardician]

heh heh.. had to re-read that one. but pretty funny.