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drewd
04-24-2007, 09:56 PM
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Zero
04-24-2007, 10:00 PM
Did you memorize the car they drove in? Find it and funk it up.

jlitman
04-24-2007, 10:02 PM
I'm sorry man, but BANANAS?!? :laugh:

Sorry, sorry -- I know it's not funny that people were hurling stuff at your car. I'm glad it's not dented or damaged.

Sheesh... you've had some issues with the neighborhood kids in your area between this and the last attack on the Celi. Can you park your car off of the street?

I think it's time to sh!t in a bag and hurl your poop at the malefactors' car.

drewd
04-24-2007, 10:04 PM
Ya i got a good look, looked like a tan chevy mailbu

..This is fVcking rediculous. I didn't get a look at their faces but there was a big fat motherfVcker drivin If I see him in town I'm gonna beat the ever living SH!T OUT OF HIM

drewd
04-24-2007, 10:06 PM
I'm sorry man, but BANANAS?!? :laugh:

Sorry, sorry -- I know it's not funny that people were hurling stuff at your car. I'm glad it's not dented or damaged.

Sheesh... you've had some issues with the neighborhood kids in your area between this and the last attack on the Celi. Can you park your car off of the street?

I think it's time to sh!t in a bag and hurl your poop at the malefactors' car.


Ya I gotta admit bananas are pretty funny. Nothing is damaged I just hope I don't have to fVckin violate my probation over this bs..

drewd
04-24-2007, 10:10 PM
I guess it's an excuse to get a car cover.

BlackSun
04-24-2007, 10:11 PM
Dude, I remember when I woke up one day and I walk out to my car to start it up and let the engine warm up before I was going to go on a long trip. So any way I get out there and there is this big pile of toilet paper in front of my car, and I thinking... wtf. So my neighbor walks out and shes like, yeah I woke up this morning and your car was wrapped in it so I took it off for you. I was like... Wow (I never talk to this lady) thanks. So I go inside to get a garbage bag to put this sh!t in and when I came back out she had put it all in the garbage too. So I checked my car for scratches and whatever and didnt find any thing. I thought it was funny as hell that some punk kids tried to TP my car and I didnt even see it nor did I have to clean the mess up.

Any way, that sucks dude I feel you on that. Find out where they live and put bleach in their f*cking gas tank. I hate when people mess with my car.

cool2miketlu
04-24-2007, 10:11 PM
You mentioned b!tches in the title...
Why I picture girls shooting bananna out of their private place(can't say it outside of OT)?? Maybe I hang out in OT too much :(

drewd
04-24-2007, 10:13 PM
Dude, I remember when I woke up one day and I walk out to my car to start it up and let the engine warm up before I was going to go on a long trip. So any way I get out there and there is this big pile of toilet paper in front of my car, and I thinking... wtf. So my neighbor walks out and shes like, yeah I woke up this morning and your car was wrapped in it so I took it off for you. I was like... Wow (I never talk to this lady) thanks. So I go inside to get a garbage bag to put this sh!t in and when I came back out she had put it all in the garbage too. So I checked my car for scratches and whatever and didnt find any thing. I thought it was funny as hell that some punk kids tried to TP my car and I didnt even see it nor did I have to clean the mess up.

lol cool
You mentioned b!tches in the title...
Why I picture girls shooting bananna out of their v@gin@?? Maybe I hang out in OT too much :(

:rofl:
No they were dudes but you know..

enthennd
04-24-2007, 10:22 PM
Wow ..bananas. How do you even come up with an idea to use those as throwing objects?

Guess its good that your car is okay. :thumbup:

McCelicaGTS
04-24-2007, 10:25 PM
damn next time im in florida I will assist you in finding these punks and kicking there asses. Kids have no respect and need to be put in there places sometimes

hefzcelica
04-24-2007, 10:28 PM
sorry to hear about that man. i remember i came home from the 1st penske show last year. 10mins. after i came home 3 lil mexican(not 2 b racist or nething, but thats all that i lived around at that time.) haters egg and ketchupd my car. i came out the nxt morning alll pissed off and went to talk to the manager. they egg'd my windshield and ketchupd the rest of the car.

drewd
04-24-2007, 10:34 PM
It's cause it stands out I guess :shrugs: They singled my car out of the whole neighborhood. FVcking asshattery..

hefzcelica
04-24-2007, 10:36 PM
^^^ thats freaking true man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lets jus both be glad that it didnt get any worst then it couldve been, i mean w/car damage wise.

hefzcelica
04-24-2007, 10:38 PM
Dude, I remember when I woke up one day and I walk out to my car to start it up and let the engine warm up before I was going to go on a long trip. So any way I get out there and there is this big pile of toilet paper in front of my car, and I thinking... wtf. So my neighbor walks out and shes like, yeah I woke up this morning and your car was wrapped in it so I took it off for you. I was like... Wow (I never talk to this lady) thanks. So I go inside to get a garbage bag to put this sh!t in and when I came back out she had put it all in the garbage too. So I checked my car for scratches and whatever and didnt find any thing. I thought it was funny as hell that some punk kids tried to TP my car and I didnt even see it nor did I have to clean the mess up.

Any way, that sucks dude I feel you on that. Find out where they live and put bleach in their f*cking gas tank. I hate when people mess with my car.



dont 4get about the sugar too. but im suprised ur neighbor did that 4 u. she likes u. :wiggle: :gap:

RevvinKevin
04-24-2007, 10:53 PM
I'm a teenager myself, and i've got to say thats pretty low. I mean i grew up around so many bad influences and didnt catch any of it, i hope those mother f*ckers learn their lesson and grow up ffs.
anyhoo...who the heck throws bananas? wow im surprised they didnt throw their own dung!

drewd
04-24-2007, 10:56 PM
I'm a teenager myself, and i've got to say thats pretty low. I mean i grew up around so many bad influences and didnt catch any of it, i hope those mother f*ckers learn their lesson and grow up ffs.
anyhoo...who the heck throws bananas? wow im surprised they didnt throw their own dung!


I dunno lol.. the bananas weer even FRESH! lmao.

But yeah, I just don't think the spoiled little *******s realize that people work their asses off to have nice sh!t ... I change my mind now.. I'm pro corporal punishment!! :evil:

toyotarkeener
04-24-2007, 11:05 PM
The bad part about eggs is that even if you get the egg off before it etches into your clear coat, it actually cracks the clear coat. But on the silver, it shouldn't be noticable. It shows up very well on black.

drewd
04-24-2007, 11:12 PM
The bad part about eggs is that even if you get the egg off before it etches into your clear coat, it actually cracks the clear coat. But on the silver, it shouldn't be noticable. It shows up very well on black.



****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jlitman
04-24-2007, 11:36 PM
The bad part about eggs is that even if you get the egg off before it etches into your clear coat, it actually cracks the clear coat. But on the silver, it shouldn't be noticable. It shows up very well on black.



****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you hose it off right away? Your paint should be fine.

Arm yourself with plastic bags of piss and sh!t and return fire!

Bananas. WTF? :crazy2:

RevvinKevin
04-25-2007, 12:09 AM
Did you hose it off right away? Your paint should be fine.

Arm yourself with plastic bags of piss and sh!t and return fire!

Bananas. WTF? :crazy2:

LMAO

drewd
04-25-2007, 12:10 AM
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jlitman
04-25-2007, 01:49 AM
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l181/drewd_01/herbie.jpg

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! :rofl:

drewd
04-25-2007, 02:14 AM
;)

I wish I could have chopped it better tho,
but I'm on my laptop

treeh8r
04-25-2007, 04:48 AM
stuff like this is why I always rented a garage. When I lived in orlando, my rent was $615; I paid an extra $80 each month for a garage. Don't trust anyone, especially if you have something nice. it just makes people want to wreck it more.

Phatsprinter
04-25-2007, 09:41 AM
Time to invest in a shotgun!

bloodytiger
04-25-2007, 11:32 AM
Go out and buy a good paintball gun and keep it by your front door at all times. If they come back just load up and fire away at thos b@stards. :bang:

Curt705
04-25-2007, 01:25 PM
find their car...put sugar in the gas tank, spray it nonstop with 5 cans of aircraft quality paint stripper and do something to their tires

or if you wanna go with a less subtle approach...take a condom..fill it with shaving cream and put it around their muffler...

d3im05
04-25-2007, 01:34 PM
You mentioned b!tches in the title...
Why I picture girls shooting bananna out of their private place(can't say it outside of OT)?? Maybe I hang out in OT too much :(



u been to japan?

BANANA SHOW? :chuckles:

look it up, or if u have the money, go see it urself... lol



sorry that happened to you , dude... i'd go find em and %$&@*#^$ those little (*$%&*^*&$%^'s up. for real...

i gotta post a pic of what happened when some1 did a hit n run on my car one morning... sad this was, damage was just like 60+/- under the deductible (500)

i still have that big azz hole where the paint still chips on my rear Pside bumper...

chemicalghst22
04-25-2007, 01:52 PM
camp out in the bushes with a paintball guns some little kids keyed the p!ss outta my car in feb suck dude at least thers no scratches

cecilia_GT01
04-25-2007, 02:10 PM
this happened to me once except the banana part....it was the 1st time i was meeting some chick and it was on halloween and some people in her neighborhood egged my car and she was so embarrased and felt sorry for me i guess they were jealous that my car was the best looking one that neighborhood had seen since it was in a bad part of h-town. that was the first and last time i saw her. should of asked her how sorry she really felt...

celiengineered
04-25-2007, 06:42 PM
I had my car parked around campus one night, when I came back, some drunk a$$hole had keyed my car from the mirror to the gas tank. Cost me almost 500 to get it fixed. It wasn't just one line it was all over the side. I just don't understand why people would do that. I guess b/c they are jealous that they don't have something nice. As far as getting them back, it would probably be far more satisfying to video tape it and take it to the cops. Or, you could find the car and steal the wheels, just leave it sitting on cinder blocks lol.

02celica
04-25-2007, 06:47 PM
if its on like every friday or something park the car facing the street then sit in it.. and when the banana's and **** start flying take off after those punks.. but make sure you got a buddy with a paintball gun with FROZE paint balls.. that would be great come back :)

Loser_guy
04-25-2007, 07:17 PM
One of my biggest fears (well will be again once I get my car finished again here soon) is someone vandalizing my car.

Just one little swipe of the key would cause so much work, but if my car needs a large portion painted again I would probably going to paint over the stripes.

Totoy Bibo
04-25-2007, 07:22 PM
I had some type of wierd crap on my car today.. Im still in High School.. not the only Celica around [Only GTS tho..] Found a burger lodged in my scoop. I guess it would be original. Only question that poped on my mind was.. "they lodged the $3.50 Burger.. in my scoop?"

Glad it came off easily. Just left some bread crumbs under the hood.. This is the 2nd time I came out to my car and found.. food near the hood.. :AF:

reguile
04-25-2007, 07:45 PM
I remember my car got paint balled.
People can be such ******s today, messing with your car when you're not even there, it didnt do any damages but it still pisses me off. Ahhh but get even.. don't say tell us you're gonna kick their ass, thats kind of a sign saying you wont do it in real life >_>.
Get Fart spray, break into their car and spray that bitch down. That smell never comes out once it hits fabric unless you wash the crap out of it but you wont really be able to with the places you can get with a spray. That might be over board though, I'd say steal their malibu emblem on their car if you see it and put it on your car. (maybe not, but it would be funny if they noticed it was gone and saw it on your celica and you park near a camera)
I dunno, nobody really did anything dramatic to my car.

lVlemphizStylez
04-25-2007, 08:04 PM
be thankful they didn't scope it out to steal it...

SyKoTiX
04-25-2007, 08:05 PM
At St. Patty's weekend, some kids in a white 90's sentra threw avacados at my car. I chased them down but lost em when they ran a red light :furious:... If you find these kids that threw them bananas, bondo their gas-tank and call it a day :thumbup:

02celica
04-25-2007, 08:14 PM
At St. Patty's weekend, some kids in a white 90's sentra threw avacados at my car. I chased them down but lost em when they ran a red light :furious:... If you find these kids that threw them bananas, bondo their gas-tank and call it a day :thumbup:

BAHAHAH what a good idea. could always put a potatoe or something in their exhaust.. or stuff a black shirt way in there so they dont see it when they look.
;)

reguile
04-25-2007, 08:15 PM
be thankful they didn't scope it out to steal it...

What happens when you get an integra, you are gambling lol I am sure you know this though

lamboceliGTS
04-25-2007, 08:45 PM
drewd, damn that could honestly do damage if you didnt get it all off right away. thats why i always park my car in the garage, i treat it like its a lambo. defently people are ****ed up in society today, i would go shove a potato in their muffler, draw a penis with a sharpie on their car and beat thier ass.

make sure you park it indoors during the night because it would be hard to see who did it and what not.

02celica
04-25-2007, 09:22 PM
drewd, damn that could honestly do damage if you didnt get it all off right away. thats why i always park my car in the garage, i treat it like its a lambo. defently people are ****ed up in society today, i would go shove a potato in their muffler, draw a penis with a sharpie on their car and beat thier ass.

make sure you park it indoors during the night because it would be hard to see who did it and what not.


dude **** shaprie get some paint! lol or could always lay down some paint thinner in the shape of a penis.

DIRomberger
04-25-2007, 10:48 PM
Ok couple questions.

1. What the **** would a condom and shaving cream do other than make a mess?

2. Wouldnt the potato just shoot out or does it do more damage?

I say just find the car and slash there tires.

02celica
04-26-2007, 07:06 AM
Ok couple questions.

1. What the **** would a condom and shaving cream do other than make a mess?

2. Wouldnt the potato just shoot out or does it do more damage?

I say just find the car and slash there tires.

if you wedge the potatoe in good enough and it stays (or use a shirt like i said) itll cause it so no exhaust will exhaust.. and fvck up the engine :)

Haulin
04-26-2007, 06:07 PM
Garage does wonders for your ability to sleep.

VoodooTRD
04-26-2007, 06:10 PM
don't move cause of that. beat there ass. they should leave you alone after.

So I get home right...
And I'm having a cigarette on my back porch and I hear some banging and a car drive off so I go out front and I guess they turned around to do it again. Anyway fVckin highschool punks were egging my car and THROWING FvCKING BANANAS AT IT
They drove off before I could get the lil sh!ts..

So in conclusion I think I should move because this is the second time so fVckers tried this ****. Thank god I was able to wash the **** off in time. There were no visible dents so I guess I'm lucky.

God I'm so ****ing pissed

Red Falcon
04-26-2007, 06:35 PM
It's cause it stands out I guess :shrugs: They singled my car out of the whole neighborhood. FVcking asshattery..
Get an alarm and a 12 gauge. They will learn their lesson for sure haha.

robbiejnn
04-26-2007, 08:06 PM
Did you hose it off right away? Your paint should be fine.

Arm yourself with plastic bags of piss and sh!t and return fire!

Bananas. WTF? :crazy2:



HAHAHA!!

drewd
04-26-2007, 08:31 PM
be thankful they didn't scope it out to steal it...


:werd:
Although It might be pretty hard to get away with, I've got the VIP system which is probably why they haven't broken glass yet.. :ugh:

00celicagirl
04-27-2007, 10:46 AM
I've heard bologna will remove paint off a car if left on overnight or a few hours in the hot sun, or Pepsi will also take paint off since it actually is acidic. I say find there cars and give them something to drink :wiggle: Just don't get caught, would suck if you get in trouble with your revenge & these little brats get away with messing with your car twice!! But seriously look into a car cover, their not too expensive & can save you a lot of grief! It did for me living in an apt. Granted it was a pain taking on & off everyday, but much less of a pain then repairing damage some little losers have done to my car! Good-luck in the future & I'm glad there was no damage.

TRD00CelicaGT
04-28-2007, 12:28 AM
go buy a welder hire someone to steal the car. hen just weld everything that opens so that it doesn't open(gas tank, trunk, doors, hood key holes etc etc...)

or u can buy a boot and put it on the car and throw the keys out the window on the wy home so there i no evidence. lets see those ****ers get that off.

and to be a real dick head u cocould put the boot on and then weld metal braces to the car, that **** will never come off lol.

celica sp33d
04-28-2007, 12:57 AM
happened to me and my last ride..it was a 98 civic ek hatch... if i caught those fvckerz i otta lock em in my garage tie em up in a chair and have my horn-e azz dog rape em'... or you can find em' and draw a BIG happy face on their hood with paint stripper so in the mourning when they try to spray it off with water,the paint will come off with it and theyll wake up with a happy car...

Shizuma
04-28-2007, 01:11 AM
^last year me and a couple friends were coming home from some paintball games when we saw a group of kids eggin some guys car down the road from me (this is like 6 o'clock for Christ's sake)...never had such a fufilling moment in my life as when Michael turned the Yukon around and we colored the little $hits....I hate it when people do crap to other people's cars :bang:

VoodooTRD
04-28-2007, 01:13 AM
must of been a great feeling! damn *******s!

^last year me and a couple friends were coming home from some paintball games when we saw a group of kids eggin some guys car down the road from me (this is like 6 o'clock for Christ's sake)...never had such a fufilling moment in my life as when Michael turned the Yukon around and we colored the little $hits....I hate it when people do crap to other people's cars :bang:

koron
04-28-2007, 02:05 AM
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Interesting one
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bloodytiger
04-28-2007, 10:36 AM
go buy a welder hire someone to steal the car. hen just weld everything that opens so that it doesn't open(gas tank, trunk, doors, hood key holes etc etc...)

or u can buy a boot and put it on the car and throw the keys out the window on the wy home so there i no evidence. lets see those ****ers get that off.

and to be a real dick head u cocould put the boot on and then weld metal braces to the car, that **** will never come off lol.

I like your sense of style :gap: