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ZoominGTS
11-29-2001, 03:56 AM
YO! WHASSUP Y'ALL. CHECK THIS OUT.....I'M DRIVING HOME LAST NIGHT WITH MY BITCH AND GETTING MAD HEAD. SOME MO-FO IN A POS NEW PRELUDE STARTS REVVING AT ME SO I SAY 'LETS GO BIATCH!!!'. I LET HIM TAKE OFF FIRST AND I COUNT TO THREE AND SHIFT INTO DRIVE AND FLOOR IT. I PASSED HIS AZZ BY 50 MPH AND CUT IN FRONT OF HIM AND SLAM ON MY BRAKES. HIS POS COULDNT STOP SO HE SWERVED OFF THE ROAD AND LIKE FLIPPED THREE TIMES. I DONT CARE BECAUSE HE DRIVES RICE HUNDA. FU** HIM.

Andwele
11-29-2001, 04:33 AM
Originally posted by ZoominGTS
YO! WHASSUP Y'ALL. CHECK THIS OUT.....I'M DRIVING HOME LAST NIGHT WITH MY BITCH AND GETTING MAD HEAD. SOME MO-FO IN A POS NEW PRELUDE STARTS REVVING AT ME SO I SAY 'LETS GO BIATCH!!!'. I LET HIM TAKE OFF FIRST AND I COUNT TO THREE AND SHIFT INTO DRIVE AND FLOOR IT. I PASSED HIS AZZ BY 50 MPH AND CUT IN FRONT OF HIM AND SLAM ON MY BRAKES. HIS POS COULDNT STOP SO HE SWERVED OFF THE ROAD AND LIKE FLIPPED THREE TIMES. I DONT CARE BECAUSE HE DRIVES RICE HUNDA. FU** HIM.

I had to dig deep yo! got u tigh awardhttp://www.ece.utexas.edu/~schier/pics/assclown.jpg

ZoominGTS
11-29-2001, 04:38 AM
YOU STUPID RICE DUMMY. YOUR JUST MAD CAUSE YOU DONT HAVE CELICA. I BET YOU LOOK LIKE GUY IN PICTURE. YOU ARE THE ASS CLOWN YOU ***ET. WHAT CAR YOU DRIVE???? I BET YOUR TO POOR TO AFFORD CAR. MY CELICA PROBABLY COST MORE THAN YOUR HOUSE!!!!!

Andwele
11-29-2001, 04:42 AM
Originally posted by ZoominGTS
YOU STUPID RICE DUMMY. YOUR JUST MAD CAUSE YOU DONT HAVE CELICA. I BET YOU LOOK LIKE GUY IN PICTURE. YOU ARE THE ASS CLOWN YOU ***ET. WHAT CAR YOU DRIVE???? I BET YOUR TO POOR TO AFFORD CAR. MY CELICA PROBABLY COST MORE THAN YOUR HOUSE!!!!!


For a while I didn't know how you rice boyz got your cars on the road with out insurance untill now.http://a0.cpimg.com/image/04/84/6987780-85c6-01BC0126-.jpg

ZoominGTS
11-29-2001, 04:54 AM
YOU ARE ONE WHO DONT HAVE INSURANCE. I HAVE INSURANCE WITH EZ-PAY. WHO YOU HAVE IT WITH. YOU ARE THE RICE LIAR. I BET YOU PAINTED THE HUBCAPS ON YOUR CAR CUZ YOU CANT AFFORD RIMS LIKE ME. I MAKE 9.00 HOUR AT MY JOB. I MAKE MORE THAN YOU AND HAVE NICE CAR. YOU PROBABLY DONT HAVE A JOB. YOU ARE STUPID *****.

Kit99bar
11-29-2001, 05:14 AM
I hope your drunk or somethign zoomin cuz you seem like a dumbass right now

ZoominGTS
11-29-2001, 05:19 AM
I DONT DRINK. YOU ARE DRUNK. YOU ARE STUPID TO. I LOOK AT YOUR SIG AND YOU SAY CELICA HAS VVTLI. YOU ARE WRONG. CELICA HAS 4 CYLINDER MORON. I RACE YOU TO. I WIN.

dee5330
11-29-2001, 05:22 AM
Originally posted by ZoominGTS
YOU ARE ONE WHO DONT HAVE INSURANCE. I HAVE INSURANCE WITH EZ-PAY. WHO YOU HAVE IT WITH. YOU ARE THE RICE LIAR. I BET YOU PAINTED THE HUBCAPS ON YOUR CAR CUZ YOU CANT AFFORD RIMS LIKE ME. I MAKE 9.00 HOUR AT MY JOB. I MAKE MORE THAN YOU AND HAVE NICE CAR. YOU PROBABLY DONT HAVE A JOB. YOU ARE STUPID *****.

Damn....you must be really rollin deep in cash for $9.00 an hour. :rolleyes:

dee5330
11-29-2001, 05:25 AM
Originally posted by ZoominGTS
I DONT DRINK. YOU ARE DRUNK. YOU ARE STUPID TO. I LOOK AT YOUR SIG AND YOU SAY CELICA HAS VVTLI. YOU ARE WRONG. CELICA HAS 4 CYLINDER MORON. I RACE YOU TO. I WIN.

The 2k - 2k2 GT-S does have VVTL-i. And what's up with your vocabulary???? Are you fresh of the boat or something?

ZoominGTS
11-29-2001, 05:26 AM
HOW MUCH YOU MAKE????? I WORK FOR WALMART AND AM NITE MANAGER. YOU PROBABLY WORK AT MCDONALDS. I GET GIRLS CUZ OF MY CAR ALL THE TIME. MY GIRL WAS GIVING ME HEAD WHEN I RACED RICE PRELUDE. I BET ONLY GUYS GIVE YOU HEAD. YOU GAY MUTHA****A.

Kit99bar
11-29-2001, 05:27 AM
Zoomin, I think your 5 year old brother has got a hold of your comptuer and is posting with your screenname.

When you see this, please go ahead and delete them

hahahah

Originally posted by ZoominGTS
I DONT DRINK. YOU ARE DRUNK. YOU ARE STUPID TO. I LOOK AT YOUR SIG AND YOU SAY CELICA HAS VVTLI. YOU ARE WRONG. CELICA HAS 4 CYLINDER MORON. I RACE YOU TO. I WIN.

ZoominGTS
11-29-2001, 05:31 AM
YOU RICE LIAR. I AM 35 YEAR OLD AND LIVE IN MOMS HOUSE. I GOTZ MY OWN ROOM. YOU PROBABLY DONT HAVE YOUR OWN ROOM. YOU JUST CANT HANDLE IT THAT MY CAR IS BETTER THAN YOURS. RACE ME AND I WIN. YOU ARE GAY. ARE YOU MARRIED TO A MAN?

Ugly Pete
11-29-2001, 05:43 AM
Originally posted by ZoominGTS
I WORK FOR WALMART

hey screw you! walmart is cool. i work there

ZoominGTS
11-29-2001, 05:47 AM
YOU ARE STOCK BOY. I AM MANAGER. I MAKE ALOT OF MONEY. I OWN STORE. NO STUPID STOCK BOY HAS CELICA. YOU PROBABLY HAVE ESCORT WITH HUBCAPS.

t2000gts
11-29-2001, 06:21 AM
somebody's doing this on purpose, obviously. nobody's that retarded. but he IS funny, ahahah.

YOU STUPID MAN I BEAT YOU NOW GO AWAY.

ZoominGTS
11-29-2001, 06:25 AM
YOU ARE THE STUPID RICE BOY. I BET YOU HUMP YOUR OWN DOG!!!!!! YOU NOT BEAT ME. I HAVE CELICA AND YOU PROBABLY DONT HAVE CAR.

Ugly Pete
11-29-2001, 06:30 AM
Originally posted by ZoominGTS
YOU ARE STOCK BOY. I AM MANAGER. I MAKE ALOT OF MONEY. I OWN STORE. NO STUPID STOCK BOY HAS CELICA. YOU PROBABLY HAVE ESCORT WITH HUBCAPS.
you shut up before i push a cart into your car. wont have to look hard for it, its the one sittin there with the type R stickers and tight custom decals

ZoominGTS
11-29-2001, 06:33 AM
YOU HIT MY CAR AND I DO KARATE ON YOUR ASS. I BREAK YOU IN HALF. MY CAR IS CELICA TYPE r BUT NO STICKERS. THOSE ARE RICE. JUST LIKE YOU.

t2000gts
11-29-2001, 06:36 AM
YOU HIT MY CAR AND I DO KARATE ON YOUR ASS. I BREAK YOU IN HALF.

roflmao

http://subzero.mine.nu/files/chp.jpg

ZoominGTS
11-29-2001, 06:47 AM
YOU WILL NOT LAUGH WHEN I KICK YOUR FACE UP.

t2000gts
11-29-2001, 06:54 AM
I AM NO PUNK BITCH YOU THE PUNK BITCH YOU STUPID AMERICAN JOE WHERE IS YOUR HAPPY MEAL AND HOT DOG

ZoominGTS
11-29-2001, 07:01 AM
YOU NO MAKE ANY SENSE. WHAT YOU TALK ABOUT. I HATE THIS BOARD AND ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!! I WILL SELL MY CELICA AND BUY A KIA. GOODBYE FOREVER



(I hope everyone has enjoyed being trolled;) )

dee5330
11-29-2001, 08:07 AM
I admit, that was pretty amusing. I was laughing my ass off!!!:silly

ZoominGTS
11-29-2001, 08:12 AM
Well, I'm glad everyone can take a good joke. I just thought it would spice things up a little around here. By the way, I do like Celicas. I almost bought one last August, but decided on a Prelude instead. :D

BoyRacer
11-29-2001, 08:17 AM
man that was awesome. man these posts are getting funny as crap.