Official Celica Rule Book

[soceur]

Rule#1: Never let anyone drive your celica!!
Add rules as you see fit....
Rule#2......

[kocheroni]

Rule #2, don't right rule books 'bout ur car...j/k Umm, rule #2, don't downshift and blow ur engine

[FriedRice]

never park it in the student parking lot

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[kocheroni]

nice, I can go along w/ that fried rice. I got a nice ding in my drivers side door by a white car. Plus, I parked on the end of a lane, so I have no idea why he parked that close, I always park in good spots. Although, I seem to have found a spot and people park next to me, like this hooked up mitsubishi eclipse...people who don't want their cars dinged either. Kinda nice to know that people care about this car.

[REdOX]

Rule #4: Don't let people slam your doors. If you know them as a possible door-slammer warn them ahead of time.
Rule #5...

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[REdOX]

Actually.. I have another good one. I don't think you'll mind if I go again.

Rule #5: Don't lower your windows until 5 hours after a car wash. If they were dry and you lower them, they won't be anymore.

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[soceur]

i feel you on that rule redox.
Rule#5 No smoking in your celica allowed...ever!!!

[Fiero]

Rule # 6

Thou who rebadges their GT with a GT-S decal shall be placed in a large Rice Cooker and be marinated with Soy Sauce until death.

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[REdOX]

uhh.. doesn't your rule make #6? Heh, been smoking the good stuff again haven't we? http://www.newcelica.org/ubb/smile.gif

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[m0rgue]

Rule # 7. Be proud of your car looking fast. http://www.newcelica.org/ubb/wink.gif.

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[soceur]

you beat me to it redox http://www.newcelica.org/ubb/smile.gif
for now on no number just a rule...
Rule: gt-s owners must hit lift at least 4x a day. Gt owners must daydream about hitting lift at least 4x a day http://www.newcelica.org/ubb/smile.gif

[AznPanda13]

Rule: Always think that you have the best looking car while warming up your car.

[soceur]

rule: you will wave and smile when you encounter other celica owners!!

[dodiet]

Rule: Look back at your car at least twice as your walking away from it.

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[soceur]

Rule: when visiting off topic, you will provide links to some good quality PRON!!<IMG SRC="http://www.newcelica.org/ubb/smilies/cwm7.gif" border=0>

[DVDA]

I break rule # 1....all the time i let my GF drive it all the time

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[GTS LAID]

This should go in the classics read only archive if one is started...

Anyway Rule # 10 ( I forget what we're up to):

"theres no way to get the 6 spd shifter out of the way if you're lookin for a little knob gobblin'"

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[kocheroni]

Hmm, "look back twice", nice rule, but it wouldn't hurt to bump that up to like 3, 4, or even 5 times. And if you have an alarm, feel free to check and make sure it's locked twice. I think I have obsessive complusive, but hey, I know it won't get stolen. Haha. Hmm, rule 11 or 8? Not sure, let's see...
I wonce heard this from someone, not sure who, they got in trouble for it on their bumper or something
#8 Drive it like you stole it.

And, In addition, it's a "jeep thing" to wave to other jeeps, why can't we have a "celica thing" and wave to other celi's. Nice

[GTS LAID]

hey kocheroni.. theres a couple of places where drive it like you stole it shows up.. first is in sponsors stickers from AP signworks (check sponsors section) and the other is in a thread from last week .. i forget who it was but he said he was harrased by a cop for having the sign and he wasn't allowed to drive his car back home.. turns out his license is actually suspended.. the sticker on his car said.. drive it like you stole it.
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and you were wondering this somewhere else.. its 2 hours from the north to the franklin mills area i think
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[Cubador]

these apply to passengers:

rule: drinks(nonalchol of course) occasionally, food never!

rule: dont touch the windows ( I hate when people touch the windows, espically after you cleaned them.)

rule: dont touch the radio or air, unless you are given permision to.

rule: clean your feet before entering the vehicle. (dont drage huge dirt and leaves and what not into the car)

rule: you must tell the driver how much you love his car and how much you wished you had one.

rule: girls always in the passenger seat when other passenger is guy unless more then two girls and guy in which case guy is allowed to seat unless girl wants to ride in front.

i think thats enough for now. dont know what number where at http://www.newcelica.org/ubb/smile.gif

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[likwidgts]

rule: be sure to tell your passengers not to just let go of the seatbelt but gently place it back to its normal resting position.

rule: no farting in the celi. a coworker rode with to lunch one day and without warning, ripped the nastiest smelling fart that had me gagging. i wanted to leave my car in the middle of the road. my car stunk for days. that bastard!!

rule: whatever your celi is used for, its a great looking car so take care of it.

rule: always do the oil change at 3000 miles.

rule: one passenger limit.

[HilfigerCelica]

rule: passengers must never let their feet touch the plastic thing that says "Celica"

rule: passengers cannot invite other people into the Celica ie "hey wanna ride with us"

[dodiet]

I got another one:

When a girl is in the car say, "My car always has to beep in reverse when your in it." Warning: make sure she knows your joking.

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[celicababy2000]

RULE: ALWAYS keep your celica clean and shiny!!!!<IMG SRC="http://www.newcelica.org/ubb/smilies/cwm38.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://www.newcelica.org/ubb/smilies/cwm7.gif" border=0>

[liquid]

Originally posted by likwidgts:

rule: always do the oil change at 3000 miles.

Screw that!

rule: switch to synthetic to better protect your engine and free up power!

[soceur]

rule: no sex juice allowed on the leather!!

rule: there must be some sort of wing on the celica

rule: tell your baby how good it feels to have her after one of those spirited drives!!

rule: never lose a race to a car that is inferior to the celica

[Diesel949X]

Never install a wing taller than a TRD wing. Celicas are not shopping carts.

Never install a cold air intake and claim it as a "major" mod.

Never lose to a ricer.



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[GTS LAID]

^^^ Those are some funny Ass Rules

[deathrow23]

replace your cigarette lighter with cell phone charger.....

[ctkrider]

I don't know what number we're on, but Rule# xx: Don't be a cheap ass and let fat girls ride in your car so you can have the "lowered look." Save up and treat your celica how you would want to be treated by saving up some money and buy some progressive lowering springs.<IMG SRC="http://www.newcelica.org/ubb/smilies/cwm30.gif" border=0>

[Cubador]

Originally posted by ctkrider:
I don't know what number we're on, but Rule# xx: Don't be a cheap ass and let fat girls ride in your car so you can have the "lowered look." Save up and treat your celica how you would want to be treated by saving up some money and buy some progressive lowering springs.<IMG SRC="http://www.newcelica.org/ubb/smilies/cwm30.gif" border=0>
lmao
what, has this happened?


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[ctkrider]

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[MaasNeotek]

RULE: If your GT-S is Squeezed - You MUST grin like an IMP when you hit lift while on the bottle.

I just learned this one. I am a happy little monkey.


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[CjayfromSD]

passengers in the back, upon exiting the vehicle , PLEASE recline the seat back to an upright position, looks wierd when its tipped over by the dash

[ctkrider]

When a bird decides to go paintballing on ur'e car, you must clean it as soon as possible so that the acid doesn't eat away your paint

[soceur]

rule: no milkshakes without a lid allowed in the car. Passengers not allowed to have milkshake at all!! trust me
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[2nice4u]

Rule # whatever...Uh, the celica is only meant for 2 people, tops! So tell your friends to meet you there!

[donkeyponkey]

MOST IMPORTANT RULE!= always bring a big towel to place under your ass after the gym to absorb your sweaty balls rather than the leather, heehee

[FriedRice]

congrats on ur first post...

new rule... tell all ur celibuddies to join nc.org...

also: no neon stickers

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[kuno]

Rule# 30(whatever): Always park next to cars as nice as yours.

[cbr600drm]

You all have to be the most uptight people about your cars I have ever seen! Its good to know that I'm not the only one! Now I just have to get my friends to read this post. Yesterday I was in a hurry for lunch, so I reluctantly got fast food at a drive thru. I practically built a table out of napkins over my lap to make sure not a single crum got on the floor or the seat. I have to agree with the looking back at least a few times after parking the Celi.

[GTS LAID]

Rule Number ___ :

"Make everyone else on the road feel like thyey're going in reverse"

[soceur]

rule: 6th gear is not for city driving!

rule: exception to rule about no one but you driving the celica. when your boss drives a 45000 dollar or higher car and says do you want to trade for lunch. i got to drive the newest 7 Series BMW. all i can say is wow!!

[TroyC]

Rule# 30(whatever): Always park next to cars as nice as yours.

Is this possible??

[celica gte racing]

Originally posted by 2nice4u:
Rule # whatever...Uh, the celica is only meant for 2 people, tops! So tell your friends to meet you there!

try 5 people on my celi...

[bme107]

Rule: perform every possible repair or mod yourself, you'll learn so much more and reduce the chance that some shop <IMG SRC="http://www.newcelica.org/ubb/smilies/cwm5.gif" border=0> will fuc things up.

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[MANNY2K1]

Rule: Never let other people say "That's a nice cougar?" or "I like your Mustang"

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[Ridin13]

For the passengers, When closing the passenger door push on the black plastic strip between the door and the window to shut the door. I hate it when they leave finger prints all over the window and paint.

[Luni420]

Rule whatever

Never lose in the twisties. NEVER!!

[CL MaNTis 21]

Rule #1156846981981112315158615

Dont drink and drive... you might spill your beer!! http://www.newcelica.org/ubb/smile.gif

Oh and for the love of god, watch out for dips. Its not pretty when u see your beautiful body kit scratch for the first time... trust me i know! =/

-MaNTis

[ishido]

Just when you think your parking spot is safe... park again. Preferably on the end of the parking lane, where no car can park to your right (the dreaded driver's door swing).

On windy days, know which direction it blows so people's doors don't blow open into your Celi.

Drop passengers off if necessary http://www.newcelica.org/ubb/smile.gif

In long tunnels and under bridges, windows must be rolled down, throttle must be wide open, and lift must be hit--especially if you have any performance mods http://www.newcelica.org/ubb/smile.gif

[Kry]

Originally posted by soceur:
rule: you will wave and smile when you encounter other celica owners!!

ah.. i always do..

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[RedNOSceli]

Originally posted by MaasNeotek:
RULE: If your GT-S is Squeezed - You MUST grin like an IMP when you hit lift while on the bottle.

I just learned this one. I am a happy little monkey.



I KNOW THE FEELING!!

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Thats what an imp Looks like!

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2000 Celica GT-S Red
TRD SPRINGS
Revalution Exhaust
N.O.S wet fogger 50shot (Temporarily out of Service)
Nitto 450 tires
Clarion Head Unit
AEM Cold Air Intake
*NEW* B&M Shifter



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[TRD StreetRacing]

Originally posted by Fiero:
Rule # 6
Thou who rebadges their GT with a GT-S decal shall be placed in a large Rice Cooker and be marinated with Soy Sauce until death.
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[soceur]

rule: never parked next to a domestic, they get jealous!!

[alex93393]

rule: no milkshakes without a lid allowed in the car. Passengers not allowed to have milkshake at all!! trust me
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yea that one sucked for me, my whole front and rear passanger are ruined from it, sucks a$$

[Blue Bomber]

Rule #985A9-08ZX: Do not resurrect 3.5 year old threads!

:closed:

[XYRCNCP]

Seriously...WTF?