The Celica is God's chariot

[LaW]

Damn man my celica is god's chariot... i bet it will knock the socks off of anything in heaven man.... **** those race prepped cars.... my celica with injen cai sound like it's got boooooooooooooooostttttt and once i add the nawwwws it's all over. Long live god's chariot!

[Omni]

haha, about time I see a post where someone actually takes pride in their car... unlike half these spoiled babies on this board whose parents probably bought the damn thing for them.

[LaW]

Why would someone not like god's chariot? Few part with it. However to those that don't deserve it God will strike it down. His explanation for all of the recent totalled chariots.

[Camry2000]

I would buy one of God's Chariots but I am not worthy. :(

[LaW]

it's ok Mao, god will deem you worthy enough for his grocery getter. Long live God's Grocery getter

[LEDmod]

Can we please avoid using religious words in public message board...??

[Jesse IL]

Mark, you must be hammered. I love my car, but after all the time you've been on this board and metting you in person, all I can say is that you muct be drunk :D

[LaW]

as you know i don't drink but I do drive Gods Chariot

[Camry2000]

Originally posted by Dooly
Can we please avoid using religious words in public message board...??

Which word are you referring to? God?

[LaW]

Was it Gods chariot or Christ's hoopty you were referring to?

[Omni]

if we referred to God as god would that make it better? or would you rather just wear the daddy pants?

[BlackGTS2002]

Remember god spelled backwards is _____...

HAHA

[larryd]

actually quoted from Banzai magazine in a note about my car from HIN last year, they called my car Satans Chariot :)

[chico]

Originally posted by larryd
actually quoted from Banzai magazine in a note about my car from HIN last year, they called my car Satans Chariot :) well they didn't say anything bad about my car so there. :p

[larryd]

that wasnt a bad comment.. it was actually really true becuz of the entire car being red, everything was red at the time they wrote that article..

[chico]

Originally posted by larryd
that wasnt a bad comment.. it was actually really true becuz of the entire car being red, everything was red at the time they wrote that article.. I know i'm just giving you sh!t larry.

[Orion Pax]

Originally posted by larryd
that wasnt a bad comment.. it was actually really true becuz of the entire car being red, everything was red at the time they wrote that article..

Larry's car was the devil.

God was displeased with Larry and took the chariot away. The LORD giveth, and the LORD taketh away.

[Camry2000]

Originally posted by Orion Pax


Larry's car was the devil.

God was displeased with Larry and took the chariot away. The LORD giveth, and the LORD taketh away.

Bwahahahahaha!

[The Game]

Originally posted by Orion Pax
God was displeased with Larry and took the chariot away. The LORD giveth, and the LORD taketh away. :werd::chuckles:

[xi KiNG ix]

Originally posted by larryd
that wasnt a bad comment.. it was actually really true becuz of the entire car being red, everything was red at the time they wrote that article.. :werd: i remember when you first got ur undercar neons installed looked hecka phat

[BRAK]

Larry's car was the devil.

God was displeased with Larry and took the chariot away. The LORD giveth, and the LORD taketh away.

You guys just keep twisting that knife ..... You never let it heal ... will ya :chuckles:
Larry D is going to kill us all in his eclipse when he gets it back
BTW Larry D .. what is this im hearing about you gettin the eclipse more pwerfull than before ..... what are you getting done to it ? I heard about the problems you had with it , BUT from what i have seen THE BEST CARS OUT THERE have a bad history of trial and error, then they always come back Faster and MEANER. GL larry

[BRAK]

OH ... LOL someone photochop Larry D's car and put devil horns on it LOL:D

[Jesse IL]

Man, Larry's RMM rear valence is stylin' on my car. I had it molded to the bumper and it looks sweet as hell. So I guess my car is part Satan's Chariot.

This also brings up a good point:

LaW's car is God's Chariot, yet has the hood from Larry's car, which is Satan's Chariot. WTF is that all about? :wtf:

[Ntence99]

now we r talkin..larrys ex celica with horns...hmm itll make a fashion statement:p

[Z24and GT]

Actually its not, everyone knows that the MAXIMA is gods chariot and the SER SPEC-V is jesus's

[BRAK]

How about instead of (the sign of the cross being) In the name of the Father, the Son , and the holy spirit.
We could use In the name of the SUPRA , The CELICA, And the MR. 2!!
HE it works out too... Supra is the father of the family line , the celica is the sibling of the supra ... and well the MR.2 is just a sweet peice of heaven:D

[Camry2000]

Originally posted by BRAK
How about instead of (the sign of the cross being) In the name of the Father, the Son , and the holy spirit.
We could use In the name of the SUPRA , The CELICA, And the MR. 2!!
HE it works out too... Supra is the father of the family line , the celica is the sibling of the supra ... and well the MR.2 is just a sweet peice of heaven:D

Although I walked through the valley of Honduhs I shall fear no VTEC. Thy piston rod and thy 2nd cam shall comfort me. Celica be thy name, VVTLi be thy kingdom.

[WillyK]

Originally posted by Z24and GT
Actually its not, everyone knows that the MAXIMA is gods chariot and the SER SPEC-V is jesus's

No

[BRAK]

Although I walked through the valley of Honduhs I shall fear no VTEC. Thy rod and 2nd cam shall comfort me. Celica be they name, VVTLi be thy kingdom.

OMG ... I AM CRYING .... im am lauphing SO HARD... ooh man my stomach hurts.
WE GOT TO WRITE THE CELICA BIBLE lol:chuckles:

We HAVE to put that quote on the homepage of this site!!! .... IT ROCKS

[Orion Pax]

Originally posted by Jesse IL
LaW's car is God's Chariot, yet has the hood from Larry's car, which is Satan's Chariot. WTF is that all about? :wtf:

LaW's car is "Little Nicky." :chuckles:

[Orion Pax]

Originally posted by BRAK


OMG ... I AM CRYING .... im am lauphing SO HARD... ooh man my stomach hurts.
WE GOT TO WRITE THE CELICA BIBLE lol:chuckles:

We HAVE to put that quote on the homepage of this site!!! .... IT ROCKS

For God so loved the world so much, He gave His only begotten chariot so that whoever believeth in it, shall not perish at the hands of that old serpent HONDA, but shall have everlasting life.

Mao-ses 3:16

[Camry2000]

Mao-ses is a wise man.

Lo there do I see my pistons
Lo there do I see my piston rods, my cylinders nor my camshafts
Lo they do call to me, They bid me rev them into the red zone
Where the quick may drive forever

[BRAK]

AMEN TO THAT MY MAN!!!
(doing backflips down the church)
ALLELUYA!!!

[iwantaferrari]

lift is overrated

[ArchangelX]

Ya..that's what your momma said after her plastic surgery.... :D

[BlackGTS2002]

Originally posted by ArchangelX
Ya..that's what your momma said after her plastic surgery.... :D OWN3D! :bang:

[Orion Pax]

Originally posted by BlackGTS2002
OWN3D!

:werd: x 500000000000000000!

:chuckles:

[Camry2000]

That is what he gets for insulting God's chariot.

[borpph]

"Although I walked through the valley of Honduhs I shall fear no VTEC. Thy rod and 2nd cam shall comfort me. Celica be they name, VVTLi be thy kingdom."
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"lift is overrated"

"Ya..that's what your momma said after her plastic surgery...."
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"OWN3D!"


ROFLMAO!!! LOL :rofl: This thread has made my day, really.
I think I'm going to change my sig now. God's Chariot, Hellz ya! (oops, am I supposed to say God and Hell in the same sentence? My bad, me Lord)

[Camry2000]

Thy Lord shall forgive you my son.