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larrbear
12-05-2001, 10:11 PM
alrite me n andrew were chattin and i was askin about what a sonicare is and he brought up somtin really interesting...read its kinda funny! either that i am really bored...





General AK: electric toothe brush
a cheap bum: oh
General AK: really nice
General AK: uses sonic waves
General AK: to brush your teethe
General AK: that's why it's call Sonicare
a cheap bum: lol
a cheap bum: wtf
a cheap bum: is sonic waves
General AK: hahahaha
General AK: waves dude
General AK: like vibrations
a cheap bum: oh
a cheap bum: thats dumb
General AK: what!?
a cheap bum: i feel old fashioned
a cheap bum: usin a tooth brush
General AK: It;s like the best thing for teethe
General AK: nah
General AK: Sonicare does more in less time
General AK: my breathe smells better:-)
a cheap bum: yer breath smells like kim chi
General AK: hahaha
General AK: too bad I haven't had kim chi in like 3 months
a cheap bum: lol
a cheap bum: hahah
a cheap bum: kim chi smell lasts forever
a cheap bum: that why you keep it in yer garage
a cheap bum: in big ol jars
General AK: hahahahahahaha
General AK: nope
General AK: we have a high tech kim chi refrigaor
General AK: it has a digital screen and everything
a cheap bum: lol
a cheap bum: omfg
a cheap bum: you guys are to teconological
General AK: never heard of it
General AK: it's from Korea
a cheap bum: lol
General AK: cause I'm Asian
General AK: did you know in my Asian cultures, guys are afraid they're stomach will get stabbed by there penis and die
General AK: not my
a cheap bum: how the f*ck
a cheap bum: will they get pierced
a cheap bum: by their penis?
General AK: no
General AK: it'll retract
a cheap bum: what?!
General AK: I forget what that culture was called
a cheap bum: wtf
a cheap bum: retract?
General AK: some island country
a cheap bum: you lost me somewhere
General AK: iinstead of going out
General AK: it goes into your body
General AK: opposite of erection
a cheap bum: wtf
a cheap bum: why would that happen
a cheap bum: haha
a cheap bum: thats like impossable
General AK: it wont
General AK: they're just afraid
General AK: it's in my pscy book
General AK: on phobias
a cheap bum: gagagaga
a cheap bum: damn it
a cheap bum: andrew
a cheap bum: go post that on the board
General AK: what?
a cheap bum: haha
General AK: It's my major now
General AK: ok
General AK: I'll do it later
General AK: too lazy
a cheap bum: lol omg..you are....weird
a cheap bum: talkin about retracting erectoins
General AK: you are
General AK: hahahahha
a cheap bum: look at what you are talkin about
a cheap bum: retracting penis
a cheap bum: stabbin the stomach
General AK: I learned that today
General AK: hahahaha
General AK: hahahaha
General AK: you afraid?
a cheap bum: no
a cheap bum: haha
a cheap bum: kuzz i know my penis wont go backward
a cheap bum: s
General AK: hahhah
General AK: you never now\
a cheap bum: I KNOW!
a cheap bum: YOU never know..
General AK: hahahahaha
General AK: I gotta get back to studying, peace out;)

Pure Racer
12-06-2001, 12:04 AM
Correction, when I typed "In my Asian cultures", I didn't mean mine, but I meant to type certain, brain was tired after studying...

phaqgm
12-06-2001, 09:27 AM
WTF!!!!!

What do they call that "Wrong direction erection"...

All I know is if that ever happend to me, I would be PISSED!

larrbear
12-07-2001, 12:32 AM
sure andrew.....