SlasherX
12-25-2001, 12:41 PM
yo i gotz da madd reindeer killin' skiellz kiiiiiiiiid!!! i was in my FLY ass hoopty escort zx2 wit da shogunz rimz and da bodykitz righ right? when dis damn fat bearded maw fuggah com all strollin up on me at a light wit these crazy lookin greyhound horse thingies...mah boy Weezy said dey da reindeer, but lik..tha light is all red an ****, slowin' down mah ride, when this fat, bearded bastard whips his sleigh at me. shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!! aint NO-BODY whippin' their sleigh at mah madd killah quik escort, naah mean??
so lik Weezy dun put down his window and starts flashin' his gang signz and gold teef, when i bring dat sumbitch up to lik...9,000 rpmz an ****, right? light dun go green and i punch it and even cut a chirp on the ice!! Weezy dun say it was mah tape deck rewindin', but i know mah cars got tha power to lite em up lik dem V8 losers say. MADD KILLAH POWA!! All yo can hear is dem bumblebeez in mah PHAt exhaust tip comin out spellin doom for Santa, when Weezy slaps me upside tha head cuz I left the car in Park. Ohhhhhh daaaamn, I quik shift it to tha D yo and Santa's sleighbells are only gettin mo and mo faint in da distance, righ? all a sudden I see a flash of dem reindeer and a bright red sleigh shoot ahead with that fat bastard callin me a Ho Ho Ho while his one reindeer starts flashin' his nose lik hazards! I go an reach for mah strap, but it too late yo...Santa dun schmoked my killah racah car...Damn...maybe if i put in sum of dat ZMax into my engine I'll get him next year..oh well...U KNOW mah car get dem women!!
Damn, I drank too much egg knog...Happy Holiday's Everyone :)
so lik Weezy dun put down his window and starts flashin' his gang signz and gold teef, when i bring dat sumbitch up to lik...9,000 rpmz an ****, right? light dun go green and i punch it and even cut a chirp on the ice!! Weezy dun say it was mah tape deck rewindin', but i know mah cars got tha power to lite em up lik dem V8 losers say. MADD KILLAH POWA!! All yo can hear is dem bumblebeez in mah PHAt exhaust tip comin out spellin doom for Santa, when Weezy slaps me upside tha head cuz I left the car in Park. Ohhhhhh daaaamn, I quik shift it to tha D yo and Santa's sleighbells are only gettin mo and mo faint in da distance, righ? all a sudden I see a flash of dem reindeer and a bright red sleigh shoot ahead with that fat bastard callin me a Ho Ho Ho while his one reindeer starts flashin' his nose lik hazards! I go an reach for mah strap, but it too late yo...Santa dun schmoked my killah racah car...Damn...maybe if i put in sum of dat ZMax into my engine I'll get him next year..oh well...U KNOW mah car get dem women!!
Damn, I drank too much egg knog...Happy Holiday's Everyone :)