SlasherX
01-04-2002, 07:18 PM
The Domestic Reprt is a tri-monthly newsletter printed in efforts of maintaining a relationship between domestic and import owners. In it, domestic owners personal issues, drug usage, car troubles, family woes, mortgages, and unemployment records are all discussed. If you would like to join The Domestic Report, contact Alabama_Man@aol.com.
Heya Hiya Hoya there chilluns', its Billy Bob Valentine Chief Wiggum Stanley Po'dunk here with the latest issue of The Domestic Report.
In the past 3 months,
I went down yonder to go muddin' in da moosetang and caught the axle on a tree limb, darn near ripped that sumbitch righ off tha car! Luckily my brothers sister cousin Merline was ready with her 'ol Cheby pickup truck to pull me out. Dern nice tootin' truck she got there too! Got a Fram oil filter, webber 4 barrel, and runs some mighTY fine recylced oyl. Goin' on 600,000 miles on dat 14th engine block too!
My mullet has grown about 8 inches in length since last e-male, i dun reckon that with a lil more time i may beat my great grand daddy daddy daddy daddy's record fo mullet length...good old great great great great great grandpappy always wuz a proud man with his old 'Maro. That mullet is in our bloodlines, I reckon.
Mary Joe Bob, my 3rd wife is pregnant again...don't know how this time, seems they just keep poppin' out every couple months. She sure has been spending lots of time repairin' the roof with the lawn boy, but i ain't one to gossip. I jus hope its a boy, getting tired of having 13 girls runnin' round the trailor.
Now where is Ron dun at? I bet him a natural Light that my engine would blow up before his and i dun won that sumbitch beer, i tell you what!
Heya Hiya Hoya there chilluns', its Billy Bob Valentine Chief Wiggum Stanley Po'dunk here with the latest issue of The Domestic Report.
In the past 3 months,
I went down yonder to go muddin' in da moosetang and caught the axle on a tree limb, darn near ripped that sumbitch righ off tha car! Luckily my brothers sister cousin Merline was ready with her 'ol Cheby pickup truck to pull me out. Dern nice tootin' truck she got there too! Got a Fram oil filter, webber 4 barrel, and runs some mighTY fine recylced oyl. Goin' on 600,000 miles on dat 14th engine block too!
My mullet has grown about 8 inches in length since last e-male, i dun reckon that with a lil more time i may beat my great grand daddy daddy daddy daddy's record fo mullet length...good old great great great great great grandpappy always wuz a proud man with his old 'Maro. That mullet is in our bloodlines, I reckon.
Mary Joe Bob, my 3rd wife is pregnant again...don't know how this time, seems they just keep poppin' out every couple months. She sure has been spending lots of time repairin' the roof with the lawn boy, but i ain't one to gossip. I jus hope its a boy, getting tired of having 13 girls runnin' round the trailor.
Now where is Ron dun at? I bet him a natural Light that my engine would blow up before his and i dun won that sumbitch beer, i tell you what!