GTS schooled, family style

[Bryan H]

well this fruitcake raced me before in my eclipse.
so tonight i figured it was time for the ole family mobile to do the work

silver 2k gts, auto. intake and exhaust.
hyperwhite all over the front.
altezza style tails. tinted windows


got to a stop light on noland rd. light turns green. im still in first. i hear him step on it. i floor the beast. pull half a car. slap shift second. chirp the tires. pull a car on em.

he lets off.

get to the freeway entrance. i jump over behind him.
i hear him step on it, i do the same. had to let off the gas to keep from rear ending him.
he jumps to the inside lane. im in the middle. i hear his lift kick in. stomp it. turn the overdrive off. turn the stereo up. pull beside him at 70 mph. pace him, wave to him. then proceed to stomp the gas again. pull away. from 80-120 i have 2 cars on him and still pulling. front end of the ole family cruizer was getting rather light. so i let off.

he pulls up next to me, revs the motor like crazy. then proceeds to fly by.
sore loser.

BTW the family cruiser is a 1998 nissan maxima se auto. bone ass stock. right down to the paper air filter.
music at the time. Dope - Die Mother f*cker die.

[Kit99bar]

heeh die auto GT-S!!

good story Bryan

[larryd]

haha.rock on.. thats like me taking the volvo out and whoopin ass..oh wait I did do that :)

[MaxOwner]

http://64.252.159.123/images/bs.gif

[t2000gts]

hahaha you chirped the tires :D

[Kit99bar]

:confused: :confused: :confused:
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

also your sig-gif is freaking huge

Originally posted by MaxOwner
http://64.252.159.123/images/bs.gif

[MaxOwner]

Originally posted by Kit99bar
:confused: :confused: :confused:
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

also your sig-gif is freaking huge

http://64.252.159.123/images/cookie.gif

[Bryan H]

Originally posted by MaxOwner
http://64.252.159.123/images/bs.gif



bring that sc max to kc, i have an eclipse i wanna race ya with

=o)

[CheezeFrog]

Yeah man those auto's are pretty slow. gk

edit: Flash sigs r0x! :)

[MaxOwner]

Originally posted by Bryan H




bring that sc max to kc, i have an eclipse i wanna race ya with

=o) your eclipse is slow and for sale.. not worth my time

[Bryan H]

Originally posted by MaxOwner
your eclipse is slow and for sale.. not worth my time


hmmm
i see
well i don't see any s/c max's in the 11's so i guess its the other way around

you've been a bad monkey!
i shall smack you now.
hehhee

:D

[MaxOwner]

I own you.. and i will always own you.. run me from a roll (yes i hang out on supra forums) and once i spool.. its all over :D

[Bryan H]

Originally posted by MaxOwner
I own you.. and i will always own you.. run me from a roll (yes i hang out on supra forums) and once i spool.. its all over :D

LAFF!

doesn't matter to me either way, dead stop, roll

what gets me is you called BS on a maxima race. thefore i shall smack you

{smack}

its all in fun.
BTW, whats your max.org name?

[MaxOwner]

Originally posted by Bryan H


LAFF!

doesn't matter to me either way, dead stop, roll

what gets me is you called BS on a maxima race. thefore i shall smack you

{smack}

its all in fun.
BTW, whats your max.org name? jambo

[The Game]

Auto GT-S??????????? Big deal. but I guess a kill is a kill:D

[Bryan H]

JIM!!!!
you big dork

i shall be rejoining the festive max people shortly



BTW
its more then likely going to be another 3rd gen
whats your car run anyways? haven't seen you around, or post. lost track of people.

[Slade_Templar]

Maxowner deserves this:

LOL:rolleyes:

[Bryan H]

Originally posted by The Game
Auto GT-S??????????? Big deal. but I guess a kill is a kill:D

the family cruizer has beat a 5spd gt celica before as well.

[The Game]

Bring that max to FL, I got a Celica I wanna race you with:D

[Bryan H]

Originally posted by The Game
Bring that max to FL, I got a Celica I wanna race you with:D

if drive to florida. waste my gas for a sensless race. i will make a fool of you
its stock now. it won't be when i get there

needless to say. im not going.

[MaxOwner]

Originally posted by Slade_Templar
Maxowner deserves this:

LOL:rolleyes: am i not human? if i feel the kill is bs.. am i not entitled to share my opinion?

[Bryan H]

Originally posted by MaxOwner
am i not human? if i feel the kill is bs.. am i not entitled to share my opinion?

SPRITEY!!
play nice with others.

[MaxOwner]

Originally posted by Bryan H


SPRITEY!!
play nice with others. wait.. is this board not a democracy? should i say good kill and do a ":D" i mean.. if i think its BS.. i think its BS.. who does this guy think he is?

[Bryan H]

Originally posted by MaxOwner
wait.. is this board not a democracy? should i say good kill and do a ":D" i mean.. if i think its BS.. i think its BS.. who does this guy think he is?

say what ya want, ya photshop freak
doesn't matter to me if someone claims BS on my kill stories
i was there demmit, i beat em!

you can claim bs on anything ya like
just like me claiming bs on you being able to beat me

{shrugs}
have fun with it

[Slade_Templar]

I'm saying "LOL" because you think your supercharged Maxima can take a 11 second GSX. So what does your maxima run, low 13's or somethin? You think it can keep up with AWD off the line with your FWD? You better keep dreamin. 11 second GSX's dont come along much, but i would steer clear of it unless you have some real power.

[jif]

Is your car fixed and stuff now Bryan?

[Bryan H]

Originally posted by jif
Is your car fixed and stuff now Bryan?

thats a big negative sir

[MaxOwner]

Originally posted by Slade_Templar
I'm saying "LOL" because you think your supercharged Maxima can take a 11 second GSX. So what does your maxima run, low 13's or somethin? You think it can keep up with AWD off the line with your FWD? You better keep dreamin. 11 second GSX's dont come along much, but i would steer clear of it unless you have some real power. STFU.. my car doesn't run 13's.. maybe on low boost.. know your history before you go mouthing off like the little bitch you are.. and i would kill Brian's car.. remember that ****

[Bryan H]

Originally posted by MaxOwner
STFU.. my car doesn't run 13's.. maybe on low boost.. know your history before you go mouthing off like the little bitch you are.. and i would kill Brian's car.. remember that ****

who's brian??

spritey?

bueller?
im sure you could beat brians car. who ever he may be

just remember not to eat too many valves

[Slade_Templar]

Originally posted by MaxOwner
STFU.. my car doesn't run 13's.. maybe on low boost.. know your history before you go mouthing off like the little bitch you are.. and i would kill Brian's car.. remember that ****

My history ? Since you have YET to tell us what your car runs in the quarter, I don't know what you are talking about. Maybe you should give me a history lesson :rolleyes:

[MaxOwner]

Brian.. Bryan.. I am talking to you Squishy.. I will smoke you every time..

over and over..

Originally posted by Bryan H


who's brian??

spritey?

bueller?
im sure you could beat brians car. who ever he may be

just remember not to eat too many valves

[MaxOwner]

Originally posted by Slade_Templar


My history ? Since you have YET to tell us what your car runs in the quarter, I don't know what you are talking about. Maybe you should give me a history lesson :rolleyes: call me when you get remotely close to low 12's apart from then.. keep your lips glued to Bryan's ass.. because thats as close as you will get to going fast :rolleyes:

[t2000gts]

how the hell do you modded max guys get traction on launches? i've heard of some guys spraying 100 shots of NOS...does your FWD turn into AWD by some miracle ;)

[MaxOwner]

Originally posted by t2000gts
how the hell do you modded max guys get traction on launches? i've heard of some guys spraying 100 shots of NOS...does your FWD turn into AWD by some miracle ;) L I M I T E D S L I P D I F F E R E N T I A L ...

[t2000gts]

it can't make that much of a difference, can it? what kind of 60'(s) can you get for an LSD-equipped max with a ton of torque?

[MaxOwner]

Originally posted by t2000gts
it can't make that much of a difference, can it? what kind of 60'(s) can you get for an LSD-equipped max with a ton of torque?
1.7 w/ slicks

[t2000gts]

:eek:

the stock drivetrain can handle launching on slicks with all that power? crazy.

[Kit99bar]

I dont' believe you maxowner

I'm not sure if I've ever heard of a supercharged max ever getting into the 13's

usually 14s

sorry but you are not Don in Texas

LOL

[Slade_Templar]

Originally posted by MaxOwner
call me when you get remotely close to low 12's apart from then.. keep your lips glued to Bryan's ass.. because thats as close as you will get to going fast :rolleyes:

lol, ok, once i get my clutch broken in i will let you know how close i am to low 12's.

[Kit99bar]

hate to ask but is your max a "supercharged auto"?

Originally posted by MaxOwner

1.7 w/ slicks

[SlasherX]

you have got to be kidding me..

[MaxOwner]

Originally posted by Kit99bar
hate to ask but is your max a "supercharged auto"?



#1 Don in TX doesn't have a Supercharger
#2 I will never drive an Auto in my life..
#3 who said i was on Stock boost? and who said all i have is an SC?

[sneakychaos]

Originally posted by MaxOwner

1.7 w/ slicks

http://www.jrcdesigns.com/pics/bsflag.gif

[Kit99bar]

1 :) I didnt' say Don in TX had a supercharger :)
2 nice :)
3 times?


Originally posted by MaxOwner


#1 Don in TX doesn't have a Supercharger
#2 I will never drive an Auto in my life..
#3 who said i was on Stock boost? and who said all i have is an SC?

[MaxOwner]

Originally posted by Kit99bar


1 :) I didnt' say Don in TX had a supercharger :)


just so you know..

Originally posted by Kit99bar
2 nice :)


thanks


Originally posted by Kit99bar
3 times?




this is the only slip i have scanned with the old setup.. 14 PSI and no NOS.. i had a little traction problems then.. we shall see how it goes this season.. these were with DR's ... i ran with slicks on this setup and it was considerable difference with 1.7 60ft ... so with the new setup and NOS .. its going to be evil :D

http://64.252.159.123/~doug/doug_slip.jpg

[Kit99bar]

wow, taht's freaking sweet!

I can't believe I've never read about this at maxima.org!

can you link me to a thread at max.org where I can read more about this? I coudnt' find anyone on your max Jambo. I think it should still be there cuz you guys don't erase threads.

[Bryan H]

damn i stop comming here for a week and this gets good

i know what he really has. so its ok. and yes kids those times are real. the car is faster then a 12.5 if he doesn't barf another valve or 12

Kit, don has ran a best of 12.2 that i know of, unless he broke 11's without telling anyone

sprintmax. you got an 11 second time slip layin around???
i'll show ya mine if you show me yours {11 second time slip ya pervert}

[MaxOwner]

Originally posted by Bryan H
damn i stop comming here for a week and this gets good

i know what he really has. so its ok. and yes kids those times are real. the car is faster then a 12.5 if he doesn't barf another valve or 12

Kit, don has ran a best of 12.2 that i know of, unless he broke 11's without telling anyone

sprintmax. you got an 11 second time slip layin around???
i'll show ya mine if you show me yours {11 second time slip ya pervert}

I am not showing you anything.. funny man :D

later this year i will start providing videos.. because everyone knows slips don't mean nothing .. it could be anything on that slip..

[Bryan H]

Originally posted by MaxOwner


I am not showing you anything.. funny man :D

later this year i will start providing videos.. because everyone knows slips don't mean nothing .. it could be anything on that slip..

this i know man
its amazing what you can do with a little time and a cool program like photoshop

sillyazz

[MaxOwner]

Originally posted by Bryan H


this i know man
its amazing what you can do with a little time and a cool program like photoshop

sillyazz

ain't it though