Help, my GT-S 01 can't burnout

[Nlkko]

Drive your pos into a tree. You can do a burnout then. Only way it would work. Guarantee.

Also don't forget to roll down your window and scream: "Vtech just kicked in yo".

[GLERINK]

Originally Posted by Nlkko

Drive your pos into a tree. You can do a burnout then. Only way it would work. Guarantee.

Also don't forget to roll down your window and scream: "Vtech just kicked in yo".

I was about to say the same thing but I was thinking a poll

[TRD01GT]

1. Put oil on your tires
2. Get up to 100 mph
3. Slam on the brakes
4. Die.

[GLERINK]

Originally Posted by TRD01GT

1. Put oil on your tires
2. Get up to 100 mph
3. Slam on the brakes
4. Die.

Rotfl

[Bitter]

Originally Posted by jlitman

Stand on brake pedal, rev to flash stall, release brake, launch.

Prepare for torque steer...

To assist, add light weight wheels, sticky tires, and best of all BOOST.

Not with a stock auto GTS man....I know its been forever and you probably can't remember...but there is nothing but bog when you do this. Rev up, bog, pick back up, go. Better off just mashing the pedal. Hell, even my old auto corolla could get off the line faster than this auto GTS.

[crazylegs88]

Wooooow. Um...no comment..

[GSBoek]

Ok guys, some of the comments are starting to get a bit out of hand on this page. Keep it down.

[Bitter]

Originally Posted by GSBoek

Ok guys, some of the comments are starting to get a bit out of hand on this page. Keep it down.

Nary a single Mexican stereotype joke has been made yet though, I'm impressed.

[trdmsprts27]

Originally Posted by sveyder

The car is fast ,but on roll i have win againts alotof cars ,like audis,vw vr6 ,mustangs,camaros,etc ...but not since 0 mph

you sir are full of shiat. in no way will an automatic gt-s pull against those cars on a roll. like others have said you will not burnout with it as its an automatic with low torq. heres an idea. check your blinker fluid to see if its low the next time you want to do a burnout

[bbedward]

Originally Posted by onemph05

This will help!

Is that a real thing lol? How would that help fuel economy?

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[VipFREAK]

Sadly yes.

[Bitter]

Originally Posted by trdmsprts27

you sir are full of shiat. in no way will an automatic gt-s pull against those cars on a roll. like others have said you will not burnout with it as its an automatic with low torq. heres an idea. check your blinker fluid to see if its low the next time you want to do a burnout

But it's mexico so we're probably talking 4 cylinder mustang's and Camaro's with 3.8's.

[sveyder]

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you think like HONDA SHITMAN ......

[sveyder]

Originally Posted by Bitter

But it's mexico so we're probably talking 4 cylinder mustang's and Camaro's with 3.8's.

ofcourse not!!!!!! , i took a video against the AUDI A4 QUATTRO 2.8L
and with a 240sx 91 ,and the camaros and mustangs i couldn't..

if your celica isn't a gt-s or just sucks for drag....that's not my problem...
buy another car..

[sveyder]

Originally Posted by bbedward

Is that a real thing lol? How would that help fuel economy?

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[sveyder]

Originally Posted by GSBoek

No it's not. An automatic Celica is NOWHERE near fast. Enjoy your 17 seconds of fame at the track.

The very first person that replied to your thread gave you an intelligent, though a bit sarcastic, answer. Most of the rest didn't bother because you clearly show that you have no understanding of how cars work. Since you cry for intelligent answers, here's one for you:

You cannot do a burnout in an automatic Celica because:
1. You have no torque down low.
2. Your torque converter stalls at 2500 rpm.
3. It's a FWD car so you can't hold your brakes and spin wheels like in a RWD car.
4. You can't neutral bomb it because Toyota is smart enough to protect the transmission against idiots who try that.
5. Doing a burnout on street tires works the opposite as with drag slicks. It will not give more grip.
6. It's an automatic Celica GT-S, your times will not improve because you are not breaking traction to begin with.

...on the 1/8 mile i did the best time 11.100 (rev up in neutral and drop)
have you ever run against a gts auto????? or have you ever seen one??

well anyways thanks for the answer

[jdmravi]

You should stop where your at now.. I have personally owned both a 2000 GTS Auto and I now own a 2003 GTS 6sp and the auto is much slower than the 6sp. I've taken both GTS to a 1/4 track and the auto ran a 17.2, and the 6sp ran a low 15s since I was still getting use to it...

Also if you can't atleast get the tires to make noise when you N bomb it then YOUR the problem, not the car..

[Omnious]

Originally Posted by Bitter

Nary a single Mexican stereotype joke has been made yet though, I'm impressed.

Originally Posted by sveyder

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Originally Posted by sveyder

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Originally Posted by sveyder

jajajajajajajaja

And the OP himself delivers...

[StrikerFury]

My head hurts so much right now

[sveyder]

i feel realy disappointed!!! OF THIS FORUM , I thought that here could be different than hondas,hyundais,daewoo ..etc. FORUMS ......i could say alot alot of things about the persons who say STUPEED THINGS about my question....but i feel shame for that persons...
and i know ''haters gonna hate''....

but anyways...realy realy realy DISAPPOINTED OF THIS PEOPLE.....
when my friend that wants to have a celica i'll tell them what happened here and i know they won't have any ''enthusiasm'' to be part of the CELICAS WORLD...FOR PEOPLE LIKE THIS...

[Ddragon]

Originally Posted by sveyder

...on the 1/8 mile i did the best time 11.100 (rev up in neutral and drop)
have you ever run against a gts auto????? or have you ever seen one??

well anyways thanks for the answer

Dude, our celicas do not have torque therefore they will not be able to do a burnout. I own the exact same kind of celica like you. If you continue to try and burn out you are going to burn out your transmission

Originally Posted by Omnious

And the OP himself delivers...

[BlazinBeatzz]

Originally Posted by sveyder

i feel realy disappointed!!! OF THIS FORUM , I thought that here could be different than hondas,hyundais,daewoo ..etc. FORUMS ......i could say alot alot of things about the persons who say STUPEED THINGS about my question....but i feel shame for that persons...
and i know ''haters gonna hate''...

but anyways...realy realy realy DISAPPOINTED OF THIS PEOPLE.....
when my friend that wants to have a celica i'll tell them what happened here and i know they won't have any ''enthusiasm'' to be part of the CELICAS WORLD...FOR PEOPLE LIKE THIS...

I suggest you sell you car

[Ddragon]

Originally Posted by sveyder

i feel realy disappointed!!! OF THIS FORUM , I thought that here could be different than hondas,hyundais,daewoo ..etc. FORUMS ......i could say alot alot of things about the persons who say STUPEED THINGS about my question....but i feel shame for that persons...
and i know ''haters gonna hate''....

but anyways...realy realy realy DISAPPOINTED OF THIS PEOPLE.....
when my friend that wants to have a celica i'll tell them what happened here and i know they won't have any ''enthusiasm'' to be part of the CELICAS WORLD...FOR PEOPLE LIKE THIS...

Why do you want to burnout in the first place? What will this accomplish?

[BlazinBeatzz]

Originally Posted by sveyder

no thats not the case ... when i went to the 1/8 MILE ,,obviously everyone is bournouting ,and i tryed and.......nothing

and if i could bournout i'll can improve my 1/8 mile time ....

wherever ....i want to know what can i do to improve torque/aceleration 0

Originally Posted by Ddragon

Why do you want to burnout in the first place? What will this accomplish?

He wants to beat toretto

[Ddragon]

But Toretto's at 10 seconds...in the 1/4 mile.

Someone told me he was free for those 10 seconds but I dunno...

[lilmexicanoboi]

What's going on in here?

Subscribed

[lilmexicanoboi]

Originally Posted by BlazinBeatzz

He wants to beat toretto

[Ddragon]

Cliffnotes:

-sveyder wants to burnout to improve time on his 1/8 mile.
-has an auto
-has an auto
-has an auto
-has an auto
-flameeeeeeeeee....

[BlazinBeatzz]

Originally Posted by Ddragon

But Toretto's at 10 seconds...in the 1/4 mile.

Someone told me he was free for those 10 seconds but I dunno...

Maybe he overnight some parts from harry and didn't share it with us. Or maybe he's that upset that the tuna sucks?

[Ddragon]

Yeah true, no one likes the tuna around here.

But do you remember that old railroad track we used to race at in high school? It was exactly a quarter mile.

[BlazinBeatzz]

Man your soo right. Hey did you go to race wars? Sucks what happened to Jesse :-\

[Ddragon]

I know right? It was because of his fuel, it had a nasty hull. That's why he unloaded in third. Should've also tuned the NOS timer, that way he could've been running 9s.

[StrikerFury]

Enthusiasts drive manuals.
You bought an auto.

[SilverCelly37]

There is no way that the OP is serious. This HAS to be a joke.

[Nlkko]

Originally Posted by sveyder

...on the 1/8 mile i did the best time and my laptop says "DANGER TO MANIFOLD"

fixed.

[DxBOY15]

Originally Posted by StrikerFury

Enthusiasts drive manuals.
You bought an auto.

x2
if your celica would have been a 6 speed, the outcome would have been different

[GSBoek]

Originally Posted by sveyder

ofcourse not!!!!!! , i took a video against the AUDI A4 QUATTRO 2.8L
and with a 240sx 91 ,and the camaros and mustangs i couldn't..

Dude, just stop. If that Audi A4 2.8L was an automatic it's just as slow as your GT-S auto so no surprises there if you beat it. The same is the case for the Nissan 240SX. We are talking about a mid 16 second car on a good day. None of the cars you raced are fast.

Originally Posted by sveyder

if your celica isn't a gt-s or just sucks for drag....that's not my problem...
buy another car..

Oh the irony of this post.

Originally Posted by sveyder

...on the 1/8 mile i did the best time 11.100 (rev up in neutral and drop)

Dude, I'd be embarassed to report an 11 second 1/8 mile run. You do know that's a 17 second 1/4 mile run now, do you?

Originally Posted by sveyder

have you ever run against a gts auto????? or have you ever seen one??

well anyways thanks for the answer

1.Yes, it wasn't even funny. I can express it in bus lengths, that way the numbers will be lower and won't look as bad for you.
2.Yes, I've seen at least 4 of them up close and personal. Was even going to buy one so I could get the engine out and sell the rest for parts.
3. You're welcome.


I am the moderator in charge of the newbies that join the site. I am usually very understanding and patient by nature, but you sir are putting yourself to the ridicule of the site and there is only so much I am willing to do this time, because instead of toning down your attitude when you are being schooled you actually become more defiant.

Ya es hora de que entiendas que un Celica GT-S automatico no es nada rapido. La gente se cansa del disco rayado.

[bbedward]

Seems like this thread should probably be closed, but on a lighter note the celica isn't car I'd take to the drag strip anyway.

My 1ZZ celica w/ a 5 speed pulls much harder than an auto GTS i drove. It didn't with the old engine though (man that old engine must have really been losing compression with those rings). Hell, I even pulled on a cobalt SS (i'm guessing the naturally aspirated version, though).

IMO the celica 1zz/2zz are one of the best daily drivers around. It gets great gas milage and it's fun to drive.

OP, Most people are hating because you're racing an auto transmission that is designed for granny-type usage. It's not like a B&M or a coan race transmission, it's about the same one they put in a base model corolla.

If you want to race the bottom line is get a different car. The celica, even though an auto (which I wouldn't tolerate), is a good daily driver but not much more. If you had the C60 trans, however, your racing capabilities would greatly increase.

[ajh1717]

Jesus x10000000

Hell, this thread even got jiltman to comment, that deserves an award of some sorts. But seriously, holy shiet.

[trdmsprts27]

Originally Posted by Ddragon

Why do you want to burnout in the first place? What will this accomplish?

because dude! RACECAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trdmsprts27]

heres a suggestion for the op. remove every interior piece from the car, buy some bolt on parts to gain horsepower. you do know what bolt ons are dont you????? then after that pull out your ricer calculator and add how much hp you just gained and then maybe just maybe youll be able to launch and "burnouted"

oh i also herd from a yellow birdie that if you time it right when you rev the motor to 6200rpms then drop it to drive youll launch in "LIFT" you do know what "LIFT" is right since you own a gt-s? but then again you prolly never hit "lift" with the automatic.

[NoRulzAt140 Mph]

Originally Posted by sveyder

i cant' make a bournout EVEN IN SAND ,OR WATER !!! ,,what can i do??
i think something its wrong ...

it is automatic ,,but i have had automatic cars and always can do that ON THE STREET

Originally Posted by sveyder

LOL...you realy sucks!!!

i won't waste my time with you...

Stop being nasty because this a ridiculous, retarded and stupid question. Not saying you are, just the content within the question.

Originally Posted by sveyder

no thats not the case ... when i went to the 1/8 MILE ,,obviously everyone is bournouting ,and i tryed and.......nothing

and if i could bournout i'll can improve my 1/8 mile time ....

wherever ....i want to know what can i do to improve torque/aceleration 0

Doing a burn out will NOT improve your 1/8 mile time. You have no idea what you are doing.

BECAUSE AN AUTO GTS DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH POWER TO BREAK LOOSE WHILE BREAKS ARE ON. I could barely do it a Manual.

Originally Posted by sveyder

240sx 96 ,bmw z3 ,pontiac fiero ,always RWD this is my first FRONT WHEEL DRIVE and i thought ''i will do a lot of bournouts very very easy,,,''

Those cars have more power. Were they manual? Also, if they were auto, short of the Z3, you're probably lying.

I hate people who ask a question then do not like the answer. How can you argue an answer when you don't even know the answer?

[NoRulzAt140 Mph]

Originally Posted by sveyder

...on the 1/8 mile i did the best time 11.100 (rev up in neutral and drop)
have you ever run against a gts auto????? or have you ever seen one??

well anyways thanks for the answer

An Auto GTS is SIGNIFICANTLY slower than a manual. It is not quick, at all, period. No matter what you THINK, FACTS are FACTS. You should not be ashamed of us, we are ALL ashamed of you. You're the reason the GTS has such a shitty reputation.

We have been on this site for 13+ years. We answered your question, so because it wasn't what you WANTED to hear it is false? Would you rather us lie to you?

Again, what is your deal?

[JCMiller]

Originally Posted by bbedward

Seems like this thread should probably be moved to OT

Fixed

[trdmsprts27]

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[NoRulzAt140 Mph]

Originally Posted by sveyder

ofcourse not!!!!!! , i took a video against the AUDI A4 QUATTRO 2.8L
and with a 240sx 91 ,and the camaros and mustangs i couldn't..

if your celica isn't a gt-s or just sucks for drag....that's not my problem...
buy another car..

No.

[Ddragon]

Maybe they let him win?

[JCMiller]

Originally Posted by sveyder

i took a video against the AUDI A4 QUATTRO 2.8L
and with a 240sx 91

Post the videos here. I know we're all dying to watch them.

Originally Posted by sveyder

if your celica isn't a gt-s or just sucks for drag....that's not my problem...
buy another car..

And because you can't do a burnout in your Crapica is our problem...why?

Buy another car. One that's not FWD nor automatic, and has some torque.

Originally Posted by sveyder

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What is this acronym?

Originally Posted by sveyder

...on the 1/8 mile i did the best time 11.100 (rev up in neutral and drop)

That's not fast at all. That's actually very slow. Tu entiendas?

Originally Posted by sveyder

have you ever run against a gts auto????? or have you ever seen one??

I can't speak for the entire NC.org community, but I've personally never seen an automatic Celica GT-S. They must be rare and exotic!

Originally Posted by sveyder

when my friend that wants to have a celica i'll tell them what happened here and i know they won't have any ''enthusiasm'' to be part of the CELICAS WORLD...FOR PEOPLE LIKE THIS...

If your friend is half as much of an arrogant asshole as you are, then we don't want him here anyways. So please, tell him how we all mistreated you after you came on here talking shit. We. Don't. Care.

[x310gtsx]

Originally Posted by Ddragon

Maybe they let him win?

i wish people would let me win...

[NoRulzAt140 Mph]

Originally Posted by JCMiller

What is this acronym?

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