The Real Rice Burner:

Intro:

May I have your attention please...
May I have your Attention please...
Will the real rice burners start their engines up...
I repeat, will the real rice burners start their engines up...
We're gonna have a problem here...
Ya'll act like you never seen a rice-burner before
Jaws all on the floor, VVTL-i just walked on a Honda Accord
It keeps blowin right passed even worse than before
Am I earnin em, 20's I can't burn em, AHH!
it's the return of the....
Aww wait, no way, your winning...He didn't think a DX could beat a Celica Did he?
And Larry D said.....nothing you idiot cuz Larry flew passed
Your Si stalled under the overpass
Winningest celi's love spinnin em
Stupi..Stupi..Stupid Si's I'm sick of them
Look at em
Driving around badging there you know what
Losing to you know who
***Girl*** Yeah but there so cute though***Girl***
Yeah they prolly gotta couple of screws
up in they NOS loose
But nothing worse than whats under the hood in a stock Yugo
Sometime's I wanna race a viper and just let loose
but can't, but it's cool for Accord's to sticker up "Got Juice?"
My V-TEC is the ****, My V-TEC is the ****
And if I'm lucky your VVTL-i might not kick in
And that's the message that they deliver to little kids
And expect em not to know what G-Force really is
Of course they gonna know what G-Force is before they hit 4th grade
They got SpeedVision don't they?
We ain't nothing but vandal's....
well, some of us cannibal's who eat Honda owner's like we're Hannibal
But if it's cool to cut your springs and get stickered out
I see no reason why all Honda owners shouldn't be singled out
But if you feel like I feel, then we should scream & shout
Get a new Celi so you know what Imports all about!

Chorus: Repeat 2x Well I'ma rice burner, AKA Civic DX owner
And all you real racer's please stay in your corner
Will the real rice burner's please start up,
please start up, please start up