two nuns were ordered to paint the inside of the church white. the thing was they couldnt get any paint on their habits, so they decide to close all the windows, lock the doors and paint in the nude. a few minutes later, they hear a knock at the door. "who is it?" one of the nun's ask. "blind man", comes a voice on the other side. the two nun's look at each other and figure there would be no harm in letting a blind man in to the room, and open the door. "nice tits" says the man, "where do you want me to put these blinds?"