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Didn't take long, did it?? K.

> What is the Iraqi air force motto?
> >I came, I saw, Iran.
> >
> >Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program?
> >Each morning you raise your hands above your head, and leave them
there.
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> >What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
> >Two days.
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> >What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
> >They both have Kurds in their way.
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> >What is the best Iraqi job?
> >Foreign ambassador.
> >
> >Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
> >You only have to teach them to take off.
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> >How do you play Iraqi bingo?
> >B-52 ... F-16 ... B-52
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> >What is Iraq's national bird?
> >Duck.
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> >What do Saddam and General Custer have in common?
> >They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
> >
> >Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
> >So they can see their air force.
> >
> >Why won't Iraq's leader disarm his nation, but would rather cut
> >off his countrymen's hands, feet and tongues??
> >Because Iraq's leader is SoDamn Insane!!
 

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Man, I'm down with good Iraqi jokes, but come on I think a 3rd grader could have come up with these.

I always loved the "Iraqi Scud Launcher," now THAT is funny.
 

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hahahahah
nice ;)
 

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god jake you ever happy with anything LOL.....remind me to give you a good swift kick in the butt saturday.....never mind,don't remind me,i won't forget .......haha luv ya
 
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