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One of ladies here at the office sent me this.

__ WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?_ __ (Because they are plugged
>__ into
>__ >genius)
>__ >
>__ >WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
>__ >
>__ >(They don't have enough time)
>__ >
>__ >WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
>__ >
>__ >(They don't stop to ask directions)
>__ >
>__ >WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
>__ >
>__ >(Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
>__ >
>__ >You're laughing, aren't you?!?!
>__ >
>__ >WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
>__ >
>__ >(So they won't hump women's legs at ****tails parties)
>__ >
>__ >WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
>__ >
>__ >(You need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
>__ >
>__ >HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
>__ >
>__ >(Don't know.....it never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your
>__ blonde
>__ jokes!)
>__ >
>__ >And my personal favorite:
>__ >
>__ >WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
>__ >
>__ >(Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
>__ >
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