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Rule#1: Never let anyone drive your celica!!
Add rules as you see fit....
Rule#2......
 

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nice, I can go along w/ that fried rice. I got a nice ding in my drivers side door by a white car. Plus, I parked on the end of a lane, so I have no idea why he parked that close, I always park in good spots. Although, I seem to have found a spot and people park next to me, like this hooked up mitsubishi eclipse...people who don't want their cars dinged either. Kinda nice to know that people care about this car.
 

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Rule #4: Don't let people slam your doors. If you know them as a possible door-slammer warn them ahead of time.
Rule #5...

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Actually.. I have another good one. I don't think you'll mind if I go again.

Rule #5: Don't lower your windows until 5 hours after a car wash. If they were dry and you lower them, they won't be anymore.

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i feel you on that rule redox.
Rule#5 No smoking in your celica allowed...ever!!!
 

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Rule # 6

Thou who rebadges their GT with a GT-S decal shall be placed in a large Rice Cooker and be marinated with Soy Sauce until death.



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uhh.. doesn't your rule make #6? Heh, been smoking the good stuff again haven't we?


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you beat me to it redox

for now on no number just a rule...
Rule: gt-s owners must hit lift at least 4x a day. Gt owners must daydream about hitting lift at least 4x a day
 

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rule: you will wave and smile when you encounter other celica owners!!
 

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Rule: Look back at your car at least twice as your walking away from it.

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I break rule # 1....all the time i let my GF drive it all the time

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This should go in the classics read only archive if one is started...

Anyway Rule # 10 ( I forget what we're up to):

"theres no way to get the 6 spd shifter out of the way if you're lookin for a little knob gobblin'"

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Hmm, "look back twice", nice rule, but it wouldn't hurt to bump that up to like 3, 4, or even 5 times. And if you have an alarm, feel free to check and make sure it's locked twice. I think I have obsessive complusive, but hey, I know it won't get stolen. Haha. Hmm, rule 11 or 8? Not sure, let's see...
I wonce heard this from someone, not sure who, they got in trouble for it on their bumper or something
#8 Drive it like you stole it.

And, In addition, it's a "jeep thing" to wave to other jeeps, why can't we have a "celica thing" and wave to other celi's. Nice
 

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hey kocheroni.. theres a couple of places where drive it like you stole it shows up.. first is in sponsors stickers from AP signworks (check sponsors section) and the other is in a thread from last week .. i forget who it was but he said he was harrased by a cop for having the sign and he wasn't allowed to drive his car back home.. turns out his license is actually suspended.. the sticker on his car said.. drive it like you stole it.
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and you were wondering this somewhere else.. its 2 hours from the north to the franklin mills area i think
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these apply to passengers:

rule: drinks(nonalchol of course) occasionally, food never!

rule: dont touch the windows ( I hate when people touch the windows, espically after you cleaned them.)

rule: dont touch the radio or air, unless you are given permision to.

rule: clean your feet before entering the vehicle. (dont drage huge dirt and leaves and what not into the car)

rule: you must tell the driver how much you love his car and how much you wished you had one.

rule: girls always in the passenger seat when other passenger is guy unless more then two girls and guy in which case guy is allowed to seat unless girl wants to ride in front.

i think thats enough for now. dont know what number where at


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