[likwidgts]

rule: be sure to tell your passengers not to just let go of the seatbelt but gently place it back to its normal resting position.

rule: no farting in the celi. a coworker rode with to lunch one day and without warning, ripped the nastiest smelling fart that had me gagging. i wanted to leave my car in the middle of the road. my car stunk for days. that bastard!!

rule: whatever your celi is used for, its a great looking car so take care of it.

rule: always do the oil change at 3000 miles.

rule: one passenger limit.

 

[HilfigerCelica]

rule: passengers must never let their feet touch the plastic thing that says "Celica"

rule: passengers cannot invite other people into the Celica ie "hey wanna ride with us"

 

[dodiet]

I got another one:

When a girl is in the car say, "My car always has to beep in reverse when your in it." Warning: make sure she knows your joking.

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[celicababy2000]

RULE: ALWAYS keep your celica clean and shiny!!!!<IMG SRC="http://www.newcelica.org/ubb/smilies/cwm38.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://www.newcelica.org/ubb/smilies/cwm7.gif" border=0>

 

[liquid]

Originally posted by likwidgts:

rule: always do the oil change at 3000 miles.

Screw that!

rule: switch to synthetic to better protect your engine and free up power!

 

[soceur]

rule: no sex juice allowed on the leather!!

rule: there must be some sort of wing on the celica

rule: tell your baby how good it feels to have her after one of those spirited drives!!

rule: never lose a race to a car that is inferior to the celica

 

[Diesel949X]

Never install a wing taller than a TRD wing. Celicas are not shopping carts.

Never install a cold air intake and claim it as a "major" mod.

Never lose to a ricer.



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[GTS LAID]

^^^ Those are some funny Ass Rules

 

[deathrow23]

replace your cigarette lighter with cell phone charger.....

 

[ctkrider]

I don't know what number we're on, but Rule# xx: Don't be a cheap ass and let fat girls ride in your car so you can have the "lowered look." Save up and treat your celica how you would want to be treated by saving up some money and buy some progressive lowering springs.<IMG SRC="http://www.newcelica.org/ubb/smilies/cwm30.gif" border=0>

 

[Cubador]

Originally posted by ctkrider:
I don't know what number we're on, but Rule# xx: Don't be a cheap ass and let fat girls ride in your car so you can have the "lowered look." Save up and treat your celica how you would want to be treated by saving up some money and buy some progressive lowering springs.<IMG SRC="http://www.newcelica.org/ubb/smilies/cwm30.gif" border=0>

lmao
what, has this happened?


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[ctkrider]

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[MaasNeotek]

RULE: If your GT-S is Squeezed - You MUST grin like an IMP when you hit lift while on the bottle.

I just learned this one. I am a happy little monkey.


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[CjayfromSD]

passengers in the back, upon exiting the vehicle , PLEASE recline the seat back to an upright position, looks wierd when its tipped over by the dash

 

[ctkrider]

When a bird decides to go paintballing on ur'e car, you must clean it as soon as possible so that the acid doesn't eat away your paint

 

[soceur]

rule: no milkshakes without a lid allowed in the car. Passengers not allowed to have milkshake at all!! trust me
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[2nice4u]

Rule # whatever...Uh, the celica is only meant for 2 people, tops! So tell your friends to meet you there!

 

[donkeyponkey]

MOST IMPORTANT RULE!= always bring a big towel to place under your ass after the gym to absorb your sweaty balls rather than the leather, heehee

 

[FriedRice]

congrats on ur first post...

new rule... tell all ur celibuddies to join nc.org...

also: no neon stickers

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[kuno]

Rule# 30(whatever): Always park next to cars as nice as yours.